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Since Sep 7th 1977, MHTW has aimed to safeguard the public from Nora Greenwald's asshole.
Following the events of the historical flood (never forget), a new alert system was created to keep the public safe and protected from experiencing the "Big Pooper".
Classified as a weapon of mass destruction by the US Government, we work closely with law enforcement in apprehending the suspect.
Our proposal is to have the terrorist sentenced to Dumpamo Bay, where a tactical team can control and capsulize the daily loads, to use her evil Christian shit as a chemical weapon against Muslims in the Iraq war.