Backlash has just finished with fans starting to make their way to the exits. The Golden Boys have exitted the arena. Chastity Boyd and Matthew Rainey are seated down at ringside.

Matthew Rainey: That was electric.

Chastity Boyd: I'm so happy that Randy won.

Just then, all the lights in the arena go out.

Matthew Rainey: Hey. Whoa. Dont turn the lights out just yet, we havent................

Then the music that you are hearing begins to play.

Matthew Rainey: Who on what?

Then a spotlight shines down into the ring. A man, 6 foot odd tall with short cropped blond hair holds his arm up

to the sky. A microphone then falls to the ring, attached to a chord, lands into the hand of the man.

The man clears his throat as the music fades out. The man chews some gum.

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEE EEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

The guy pauses.

"ARCADIA"

The guy pauses some more.

"ARCADIA"

A few cheers from the crowd at the mention of his name.

Matthew Rainey: I've heard of this guy. Disappeared from the scene 5 or 6 years back.

The guy stares straight into the camera, chewing his guy.

Mr. Arcadia: "For those out there, you have been living under some sort of damn rock"

He chews the gum some more.

Mr. Arcadia: "I am the hottest free agent, walking God's green earth. Iiiiiiiiiiii. I I I. I am Double heaven.

License to THrill. The main event. I am Double A. Arcadia Attitude. I am

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRR ARCADIA"

Mr Arcadia lets go of the microphone for a moment, and claps himself. He then grabs the microphone once more.

Mr. Arcadia: "I am a former Xtreme Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Champion and now I am signing to the

Criminal Minds Federation, or the NBWF or whatever the fuck they call this trailer park dump of a place."

Chastity Boyd: "Hey, thats not very nice."

The crowd respond also with some boos. Mr. Arcadia just chews his gum more feriously.

Mr. Arcadia: "o o o. Did I hit a nerve with you American pansises. You bunch of hypacritical bastards."

Mr Arcadia just laughs as the boos grow louder.

Mr. Arcadia: "ooooooohhhhhh America. The land of the free. The land of the brave."

Mr Arcadia pauses, thinking, chewing his gum.

Mr. Arcadia: "Land of fucking crack whores, worthless trailer park scum and siblings of a fucked up marriage. "

Mr Arcadia remonstrates with his hands.

Mr. Arcadia: "Brothers marrying Sisters. Sisters marrying Brothers. Brothers marrying Cattle. Ooooooo dont you fucking know it"

The atmosphere in the arena has really turned. Arcadia sporting a cocky grin just keeps chewing.

Mr. Arcadia: "I look out at you degenerates, you sure are some bunch of ugly mother fuckers".

Arcadia chuckles to himself.

Mr. Arcadia: "And looky here. Do my eyes deceive me?" - Arcadia asks in a sarcastic type of way.

Mr. Arcadia: "Looky here at ringside. We have a dweeb and horse calling the matches. Hey Shitty Boyd. Did your mummy fuck a horse, cause you girl are pig ugly. You got a face like a horse. "

Arcadia smiles.

Mr. Arcadia: "Or a donkey. Hee haw. Hee haw. Ha ha ha."

Arcadia pauses and chews the gum some more.

Mr. Arcadia: "So."

He stops again.

Mr. Arcadia: "Will you morons just shut........the hell........up. I'm trying to think in here. I know I know."

Arcadia holds up his other hand, signalling as if to apologise.

Mr. Arcadia: "I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thats something you retards cant do, and thats think"

Arcadia chuckles again.

Mr. Arcadia: "Hey, do you just fart."

Arcadia points at Rainey.

Mr. ARcadia: "No, my mistake. Its just your commentating that stinks".

Arcadia chuckles again, still chewing his gum.

Mr. Arcadia: "See, if you cant handle Arcadia Attitude, you know what you can do. You can take your middle index

finger, and stick it right up your own arse, cause listen Hillbilly Jim, I dont take passengers.

I..........I.............Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

Slight pause.

Mr. Arcadia; "Am........................... The greatest professional wrestler alive today. You can forget all your

Sandy Snortons. Your Pigamy Hilson. Your Prick Diahorrasoliel. I am the talent. I am the money maker. I am simply

the best, and Mister Double A, means the best. Take it or leave it. Step in the ring with me, and you are going home in a body bag."

Mr Arcadia clears his throat, then continues chewing his gum.

Mr. ARcadia: "You see, CMF blows. They need the money. They want the talent. They called me. So, here I am. I've dusted off the dust and laced up the boots. NOw is the time. Finally. Its the time. And to the roster in the back, or there lack of a roster. Each and every one of you with your one ball in your ball sack can all run with your yellow stripe down your back. "

Arcadia carries on chewing. You really cannot believe the heat that the crowd is now generating.

Mr. Arcadia: "If I have to come down from Gods country, Canada to this hell hole the US or sucks ass A to earn some money, then so be it. I'm sure I can put up with the smell from you pissed up smelly degenerate bastard."

"YOU SUCK. YOU DIE, and I'm going to kill you", can be heard from the crowd.

Mr. Arcadia: "Yeah in your dreams."

Arcadia laughs it off.

Mr. Arcadia: "The main player. The main event. Double O Heaven is coming to clean up the trash. You see Chris

Arcadia is a multi winning champion all around the world, so reverred that I've decided that you can call me

.......... MISTER."

Arcadia laughs some more.

Matthew Rainey: "I'm in shock. This guy is so disrespectful. Chastity, are you ok."

Mr. Arcadia: "Hey!"

Arcadia lets go of the microphone again. He signals a T with his hands. He seems to be saying "time out".

Mr. ARcadia: "OK. lets tone it down a moment."

Arcadia pauses.

Mr. Arcadia: "What do you get if you cross a horse, with say................ a dwarf."

Arcadia looks out to the crowd, still shouting obsanities towards him.

Mr. Arcadia: "Shes sitting over there. Ca shitty Bowels. Ha ha ha ha ha."

Arcadia swints his eyes towards Chastity.

Mr. Arcadia: "Or is it a bloke in drag. This country, hey you have a crack whore slapper as a GM, it wouldnt surprise me. Ha ha ha."

Matthew Rainey: "That was low. "

Mr. Arcadia: "SO,................... be seeing you. Your time has been served."

Mr Arcadia's music begins to play. THe lights begin to fade.

Matthew Rainey: "I.. I. Cant believe whats gone down. Is Bischoff going to give this guy a contract or what."

A shout can be heard over the microphone."MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

The music carries on playing.

"GREATNESS........................... HAS JUST LEFT THE BUILDING"

Arcadia then drops the microphone.

Matthew Rainey: "Greatness?!? This guy is so full of himself."

But he still isnt finished. You can hear "Oh Canada!" being sung on his way out.