I don't know if you're ready for all the hot takes in my website. I wanted to make an awesome Angelfire throwback website complete with the rainbow text, sound effects and fancy state-of-the-art GIFs, but apparently that theme is not available. So I thought to myself, "What's more awesome then a late 90s era vintage Angelfire website?" Uh, duh, the Estados Unidos of North America (See flag prominently flying upper left). Note* flag does not include the soon to be 51st star representin' Cuba. I hope you all are ready. Buckle up those chinstraps and check out my links on the left ( <------ that way).