It's late, your full of excitement and energy.   
 Anxiously waiting to go out and paint the town
 red with delicious fun.  But it seems the whole 
 world around you has shutdown, like a car out of 
 gas.  

 My dear old grandma used to say a phrase that has  
 transcended the sands of time.  She used to say..  

 "If you're gonna sweat the petty things, 
 at least go out and pet the sweaty things!"

 Wait... come to think of it,
 was it "go out" or "go down"!?!

 Oh my god! I THINK MY GRANDMA WAS A WHORE!!!!!

 ahhhhhhhhhhhhh....noooooo..don't look at me!