Religion
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From the moment we first blast our way through our Mommies we begin to form opinions(facts in our minds) about the world around us. But what kid thinks about God? I dont know about you but when i was young  my mind was mainly occupied by Mortal Kombat, pixie styx and finding time to look at my moms sears catalogue(the fellas know what iam talking about.. (knucks)). So for me God time occupied about 4 hours of my Sunday. Yeh dude 4 hours I went to this church on Martin Luther King Way and I was the only white boy. So at the most formative time of our life we don't form our facts about God they are given to us. This creates a rift in our spirituality, God is connected to boredom at an early age and so hope for an afterlife is lost. A man might begin to think that as long as the police don't know what they have done means they are in the clear(hence a heavy rise in crime and drug addiction in our society oh and greed). But could existence be so meaningless? No of course not, you fucking ass! Life's potential is limitless and so is God hence the lesson of life. If you examine closer you will see that every facet of life teaches you something different. We must find balance in our lives and our planet is the most perfect example of this. Nature lives in perfect harmony(minus us), if there are too many tigers the weak die of starvation and then antelope can flourish again and then tigers can flourish again blah blah(its not called a life halfcircle or some shit). But so too do we live a life cycle, we are not just little blips on a straight line, we are little blips on a slightly curved line that we can't see is a spiral(up or down). Society is fucked and people suck and then we die. And then we are reborn to try and not suck as much and maybe make this shit hole slightly better. Karma is a real undeniable force. It works itself out always, making life not feel like such a fucking abomination.  When bad shit goes down one of two things usually happen, A. you say fuck life and become more pessimistic or Z. you grow from it(look at old people either they fucking hate everyone or they bake cookies for everyone). Anything that happens in your life has purpose and is for a reason. I know this and feel it and see it. oh yeh and turns out God is actually just our collective consciousness. Do a little acid or deep meditation you'll see also. time will tell

Work
Mood:  caffeinated
Now Playing: Bob Marley
fuck it! And fuck America ,but not the principles we were founded on, fuck the ideal that we have come to represent, Greed. Before the invention of the steam engine or the assembly line or even the mother fucking cotton gin greed was something to be loathed and hated pirates were seen as the most vile rapists but now people fucking go crazy thizz out and ride the pirates of the Caribbean ride over and over until they vomit. Yeah dude pirates are cool! Way to go on that whole slave trade thing that worked out well for us white people didn't it and get this the most famous pirates were financed by the most powerful Governments of the time England Spain France Holland all championed people who sold human lives for money as ship captains. Yeh "everyone has a little captain in them" meaning we are all greedy little bastards at various points of our lives(captain Morgan sold slaves). Democracy(and America) made true capitalism, mother fucking free for all blast a motherfucker for forty dollas kinda shit. The landed Gentry(motherfuckers with land) ruled Old Europe and taxed the fucking shit out of those poor little peasants who made up over at least 90% of the population. So they figured fuck it man, I am not royal and I'll never be rich so I'll deal with what I got. The impossible aspiration of money making you happy never forms in their heads. Now a days we are taught from day one that cash rules everything around me cream get the money dolla dolla bill y'all. But just think 400 years ago Natives were rhyming,"buffalo rule everything around me BREAM catch a bunny maize maize corn y'all."We need to get back to the basics. Whats the point of working overtime to buy Billy that Jose Canseco baseball glove when you spend so much time at work little Billy doesn't even know what the fuck a baseball glove is for. So I say skip work and take Billy to a Ranier's game and get hammered and convince yourself you are too drunk to drive and then ask Billy how many A-spec Points he has in Gran Turismo and pending his reaction you decide whether you should drive drunk or put your infant son at the wheel....
what I am trying to say is Don't get a job at ACS, go to clown college or huff paint or live in the forest like a fucking hippy, do anything but work at that fucking hellhole.

oh well at least when I start taking calls Ill be making like 17$ an hour so Im cashing in you mother FUCKERS!!!