Boycott New Moon. Great books, great movie, UNAPPRECIATIVE CAST! 

Props to Stephenie Meyer on four great books that make up the saga that is Twilight! The release of the movie Twilight was a huge success but New Moon comes with a sort of black shadow looming overhead. You see, the rather inexperienced young cast isn’t handling the aftermath too well. So folks, what do you say we help them get a healthier perspective on their status.

Since they are having such a tough time being respectful to fans, lets take them down a notch. Though most (not all) of the cast is very attractive, the younger ones involved are not the smartest kids on the block. If a group of people is responsible for your paycheck jumping by millions of dollars, I think it is only fair to be appreciative. Kristen, Nikki, Rob. . this means don’t make fun of your fans. Don’t call them names. Don’t treat them as if they mean nothing to your recognition unless you liked being a nobody who had to scrape by for money, and food, and weed (apparently).  Or maybe you liked being known as that skanky girl from Thirteen, or the skinny, homely, mousy-haired girl in the made for television movies on Lifetime, or how about that pointy nosed kid whose eyes are too far apart, and looks like he doesn’t bathe from Harry Potter. The sad part is that you guys were all much more likeable as these kids from not so long ago. Possibly, because we didn’t know then how ungrateful you were.

We don’t care that you are not the typical (Hollywooders) and you run around in your 8 year-old Converses, and flannel shirts, and fedoras, and like to appear as if you haven’t showered in a week. We get that you think it’s cool to be filled with rebellion and teenage angst, however, you need to grow your asses up and pay attention, See, when America is through with you, and trust me they will be sooner rather than later if you keep this up, you’ll be kicking yourself wondering why nobody gives a shit about those pompous brats from those vampire movies.  It’s understandable to be shocked by your recent level of fame, or not understand why people are screaming that they love you when they don’t even know you. I can’t imagine how weird it is to have people obsessed with you cutting your hair or keeping it long. Make your comments about that if you want, but if you are anything more than idiots you won’t do it publicly.

  Now, I don’t really care what you do, because who are you to me besides a bunch of kids who made one good movie, but it would be in your best interest to evolve a bit and share a little acknowledgement.  You’re going to need those retarded, obsessive, irrational fans when you’ve been typecasted as vampire-playing actors who have piss poor attitudes resulting in the corruption of your own fan base. I bet casting directors will be lined up around the block for you then. Common sense tells you not to slowly saw off your own foot in the first leg of a race.  It seems that obvious to all your fans but apparently the raw untried talent of your publicists and advisors is lacking. One can only hope you aren’t paying them too handsomely just yet. Win an award, or just get nominated for one, before you place yourself so high above your generic neurotic fan base.Twilight fans. I think we can help them really understand how much we mean to their success by cutting their salaries for Eclipse. If we boycott New Moon, while it is in the theaters, (don’t worry! It’ll go to DVD faster this way) they will not be offered as much money for the next film. Then, just maybe, they will get it through those obscure little brains of theirs that we are what made them successful.  Maybe that will ease the daft comments of these poor children who know not of which they speak.