FIRST SENSATIONAL COLLECTORS EDITION
Welcome virtual wanderlusters!
This is the greatest online launch since your Aunt Marie started posting her menopause diaries! My bashful brigade and I are here to relay to you the salacious secrets of the mysterious and elusive world of comics-entertainment. We hope you'll survive the experience.
HARD PELLETS is an informational cul-de-sac situated due east off the internet highway. Whether you're here by accident or by design, we know you'll enjoy the sordid bits of entertainment we have unearthed within the lower recesses of this relatively small entertaiment industry. What's really out there? What are they hiding? Why do fanboys shirk the light of day? Do editors really feed upon the creative blood of artists for sustenance? We're here to strip away the invisible boundaries between them and YOU! There may come a day when the dreaded machine of injustice will cleave it's mighty blade through your faithful reporters. But fear not, for when that day arrives a million more will stand up to face the oncoming onslaught against fruitful imagination, sardonic satire, and gleeful misdirection. Be alert, ye naive neophytes; the enemies mountainous integrity looms before us! Embrace the shroud of incompetance with valiant vigor! A new era of erratic credibility is upon us!
[Jeez, Maynard, get on with it! Anyone even remotely interested in what you had to say exited to the nearest booby site before you even got to Aunt Marie! Moron.--E.K.]
Hey--Who says this isn't the age of ineptitude?
Maynard Vanderhooven