SRSLY WE ARE THE TUFFEST GROUP OF GUYS ON THE INTERNETS. DONT MESS, WERE DANGEROUS. OMG I COME TO THE HOOD EVERY DAY AND ALL I SEE IS THA SAME NONSCENDSE DAY AFTER DAY AND I GET SICK. I COME HERE 2 SEE CRIMES AND ALL I SEE IS NINJA STARS AND JEW RECIPIES. FUCK Y CANT U FAGGITS BE MORE LIKE ME. ALL U HAVE 2 DO IS GO OUTSIDE AND TAKE PHOTOS OF U FALLING OVER AND ITS A GOOD THAT I’LL 5* AND GET MANY 5* FROM MY LEVEL 30 PALZ (I’M LEVEL 30 SO DON’T EVER THINK OF 0*ING ANYTHING I DO OR U WILL BE PWNED LIKE A LIGHTSABER IN THE NETHER REJINS OF ANUS. PS DONT BE FRONTIN BOUT ON POKING HOLES IN WALLS OR PSP TRIX BECUASE THEY OBVIOUSLY SUCK. OMG DO U THINK I AM RETARDED TO READ DAT CRAP? ITS SO BAD IT HURTS MY EYES AND THEN MY EARS FROM YELLING SO LOUD BECAUSE OF THE PAIN ON MY BRAIN FROM THAT SHITTY EGG. OMG MY 0* ARE LIKE PENICILLIN GOOD AGAINST BACKTERIA AND FUNGI BUT NOT VIRUS AND THESE GANGZ ARE VIRUS SO I 0* AND 0* BUT IT DOES NOTHING IT JUST MAKES WHITE LIQUID WHICH HAS VIRUS IN IT SO ITS BAD FOR U. SO I COME HOME AND I GO TO THE HOOD BECUZ IT’S SOMETIMES GOOD 4 LEARN AND THEN I SEE THIS SHIT ON KOREAN PROSTUTUTES AND IM LIKE WOW COOL BUT THEN I REALISE I HATE GOOKS SO I 0* WITH PENICILLIN BUT OF COURSE THIS EGG IS A VIRUS WHICH JUST MAKES BAD TASTING WHITE LIQUID, MAYBE I SHOULD 0* MY PENICILLIN IN TABLET FORM WHICH WOLD BE BETTER TO COMBAT THE SHIT BUT IT’S STIL VIRUS. TALKING ABOUT VIRUS WHO HAS SEEN RESIDENT EVIL EXTINKSHUN, OMG DAT FILM WAS STUPID, OKAY YEA I CAN BELIEVE MASSIVE UNDARGROUND LABS BUT NOT FUCKING HOLGOGRAPHIC SKIENTSITS WTF AND CLONES? OMG THAT IS JUST FUCKING STUPID, DID THAT GERMAN MORON UWE BOLLE DIRECT THAT PIECE OF SHIT OR SOMETHING? WOULDN’T SUPRISE ME HE IS SHIT AT DIRECTING. FUCKING HELL I DONT MIND A SHITTY MOVIE EVERY NOW AND THEN BUT WTF UWE BOLLE MAKES A SHITTY MOVIE LIKE EVERY DAY. AND TALKING ABOUT MOVIES A SHITTY MOVIE IS BALLS OF FURY SOME FAT 30 YEAR OLD GUY HAS TO PLAY PING PONG TO SAVE THE WORLD SOME HOW SOME HOT GOOK BITCH WHO I WOULD TAP THEN BURY IN THE DESERT FALLS IN LOVE WITH HIS SLACKER CRACKA ASS AND HE SAVES THE WORLD BUT IT SUCKS, FUNNY FACTOR = 0 IT ALSO HAVE THAT SPIC IN IT GEORGE LOPEZ. THE ONLY GOOD PART WAS THAT IT HAS CHRISTOPHER WALKEN IN IT, BUT HE MUST HAVE GOTTEN PAID A LOT OR GOT A BLOW JOB OR SOMETHING TO BE IN THAT MOVIE COS THE 5cript WAS FUCKING HORRIBLE AND MOST OF THE ACTORS SUCKED AND BLEW MEATY ASS CHUNKS TALKING ABOUT MEATY ASS CHUNKS THERE IS THIS ENERGY DRINK CALLED DEMON I LIKE AND AFTER I DRINK IT I HAV DIARHEA SOMETIMZ BUT I LIKE IT SO I DRINK IT ANYWAYS. PLUS IT MAKES ME FEEL COMPLETE. SOME PEOPLE MAY BE READING UP 2 THIS POINT AND THINKING WHY THE FUCK AM I READING UP TO THIS POINT AND I CAN ANSWER THAT, BECAUSE U LOVE ME AND MY WORDS WHICH DRIVE FUCKING AWESOME AMAZEMENT INTO YOUR BRAIN LIKE A FUCKING SLUG BEING DROPPED IN YOUR EAR. YOU PROBABLY STOPPED READING AFTER THAT POINT WHICH IF YOU DID IS FUCKING STUPID BECAUSE THE BEST PART IS COMING UP IN ONLY A FEW WORDS. LOL JUST KIDDING MORE LIKE A FEW HUNDRED, KEEP READING OR I WILL 0* U BECAUSE I AM LEVEL 30 AND I CAN DROP YOUR STARS BETTER THEN ENYONE ELSE APART FROM DA JEWBS I AM FUCKING MIETY LIKE MITEY MOUSE BUT NOT A MOUSE BECAUSE MICE ARE FUCKING PUSSY, MORE LIKE AN EAGLE WITH A 4 METER WING SPAN AND I FUCKING EAT PYGMY ELEPHANTS BECAUSE THEY ARE MY FAVOURITE FOOD AND ARE VERY FILLING AND HAVE 9 ESSENTIAL VITAMINS AND MINERALS FOR PROPER EAGLE HEALTH. IF I WASNT AN EAGLE I’D BE A GIANT SQUID and i’D SINK THE BOATS OF FRENCH FAGGOTS BECAUSE THEY SANK OUR BOAT WHAT I’D DO IS GET MY INK AND FUCKING DROWN THEM ON A BOAT BY WRIPPING A WHOLE IN A BOAT THEN SHITTY ING INTO THE HOLE WHICH WILL MAKE THEM BLACK AND STICKY LIKE TAR THEN I’D TURN INTO A CLOUD AND WATCH THEM DROWN AND THEN LAUGH BUT MY LAUGHS WOULD NOT BE NORMAL LOL’S THEY WOULD BE THUNDER LOL’S WHICH WOULD BE OUT LOUD AND WITH BRIGHT SPARKS OF COSMICK POWER WHICH MANY MARVEL AT BUT GET PWNED BY FOR MOCKING THE AWESOMENESS OF MY EGGS WHICH I WILL 0* U FOR DOING SO FUCKING FON’T DO IT OR I WILL 0* DON’T FUCK WITH ME OR I WILL SEND FUCKING PEDOS TO RAPE U AND RIP UR THROAT OUT U 13 YEAR OLD JEW WITH NO HAT YET BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO MODERN FOR ANCIENT TRADITIONS BUT STILL HAVE THE JEWSNIP.COM BECAUSE TORTURE AND SADISTICIZM IS A PART OF EVERY JEWISH HAPPY FAMILY JEIL. ARRGFHRURGHTED GET OFF MY BACK YOU DEVIL MONKEYS 5* THIS SHIT OR I’LL DROP 0* LIKE THE KIDS OFF AT THE POOL ( THEY WERE REAL KIDS, I ATE THEM) AND BY KIDS I MEAN KIDS, NOT A METAPHOR FOR POO OR A BABY GOAT U FUCKING STUPID READER WHO WILL TRY USE ANONYMUNITY TO FUCK UP MY PERFECT SCORE BUT YOU WILL NOT SUCESS BECAUSE AS YOU ARE READING THIS I AM DOWNLOADING A MASSIVE BRAIN TUMOUR INTO YOUR SKULL WHICH WITH THE PUSH OF A BUTTON I CAN DETONATE WHICH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR BRAIN INSTANTLY AND FORERVER, ONCE YOU ARE DEAD I CAN NOT PUT YOU BACK TOGETHER, YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNT THUS FROM THE FABLE OF HUMPTY DUMPTY AND ALL THE KINGS MEN COULDN’T PUT HUMPTY DUMPTY TOGETEHR EITHER BUT THE HORSES COULDNT WHICH IS FUCKING STUPID BECAUSE UNLESS THEY WERE HORSE PEOPLE ( HORSE PEOPLE ARE REAL) THEN THEY COULDNT EVER EVER EVR EVR DO IT AND EVEN THEN THEY’D NEED TO MAKE SURE THEIR EQUINE HEALTH IS UP TO DATE BY TAKING EXTRA SUPLEMNTS ( FROM CHICKEN). TALKING ABOUT CHICKEN I DON’T TRUST THOSE GUYS AT KFC, I SAW A BEARDED LADY STAND IN LINE THERE I WAS BEHIND HER WHICH IS A DANGEROUS PLACE IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCE INCASE SHE BECAME INRAGED AND DECIDED TO BUCK AND KICK WHICH MIGHT BE DANGER 2 ME AND MYSELF. ANYWAYS SO I WAITINED 20 MINUTES FOR MY FOOD AND THIS WAS 20 MINUTES OF STANDING WAITING NOT PLEASURE WAIITNG (BIG DIFFERENCE) AND THEN I TOOK MY FOOD AWAY, THE BEARD LADY WAS GONE BIG BLACK BITCH WAS BEHIND ME, FEAR FACTOR + 10 SO I TAKE MY FOOD AND I HAD A FUCKING ZINGER BURGER INSTEAD OF A COLONERL WHICH PISSED ME THE FUCK OFF BECAUSE I DON’T LIKE SPICY FOOD AND THIS SHIT WAS SPICY AND THEY GOT MY ORDER WRONG AFTER STANDINF AROUNF 20 MINUTES WHILE THEY DISCUESSED HOW TO TAKE LONG TIME AT KFC and then i GO 2 DRINK TO WASH THE SPICE OUT OF MY MOUTH (IT WAS HOT) AND I GOT A THINK SHAKE COS I LIKE THEM I LIKE VANILLA FLAVOUR AND OMG WTF THEY GAVE ME BANANA I FUCKING HATE BANANA DO YOU KNOW WHY? BANANAS GO ROTTEN BUT VANILLA DOES NOT, THATS FUCKING WHY OKAY? SO I WAS LIKE OMG!! WTF!!¿ LOL I MADE AN UPSIDE DOWN Q SIGN?¿ LOL!SO I WAS PISSED OFF LIKE HELL SO WENT TO A SHOP AND STOLE SOME GUM AND A HAMMER AND A STICK, WHAT I DID WAS I STOLE SOME BITCHES PURSE AND I RAN 2 THE PARKING LOT LIKE I JUST RAPED A GIRL AND DROPPED HER KEYS DOWN THE DRAIN THEN I USED THE STICK AND THE GUM TO PICK HER KEYS OUT OF THE DRAIN AND I TRIED THEM ON THIS 1993 SAAB 900 s16 BUT THEY DIDN’T WORK, THE KEYS HAD BMW WRITTEN ON THEM AND A BUTTON I PUSHED THE BUTTON BUT THE CAR NEXT TO THE SAAB BEEPED AND ORANGED SO I USED THE HAMMER AND SMASHED THE WINDOW OF THE SAAB AND HOT WIRED IT ( ILEARNT IT FROM HERE) THEN I DROVE OVER A RETAINING WALL AND GOT THE CAR STUCK BY THEN THE FUZZ HAD COME SO I DID WAT N E PRO GANGSTA DOES AND I RAN LIKE A FUCKING RANNER AND I RAN AND I RAN THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I SAW FUCKING UWE BOLLE AND I WAS LIKE FUCK YOU MAKE A MOVIE THAT DOESNT SUCK AND I THREW THE KEYS AT HIM AND SAID, HERE HAVE A SAAB AND HE SAID BUT DEESE KEYS SAY BMW AND I SAID NO U USE THIS HAMMER AND I THROW HAMMER AND IT BROKE A WINDOW OF A HAIRCUT SHOP THAT DID OVER PRICED HAIRCUTS BECAUSE SOMEONE KEPT BREAKING THER WINDOWS SO THEY HAD TO TRANSFER THAT COST ONTO THE CONSUMER WHICH IS A SHAME BECAUSE THEIR HAIRCUTS ARE NOT WORTH THE PRICE THEY CHARGE. NEXT DOOR TO THIS SHOP THERE IS NOTHING JUST A CLUMP OF DIRT AND A PIECE OF STRING WHICH NO ONE KNOWS WHERE IT CAME FROM AND IWENT THERE TO TOUCH IT AND SOMEONE SAID, HAY THATS NOT DIRT AND STRING@@2!! THATS MY WIFE!! SO I SAID LOL WHUPS MY BAD LOL AND HE SAID ITS OKAY SHIT HAPPENS AND HE INVITED ME TO HIS HOUSE FOR DINNER AND I SAID NO TY I’M BUSY TONIGHT, ( I WAS I HAD BUSY TO ATTEND 2__). FROM THE MASSIVE IDIOTS WHICH 0* THIS GLORY. I WOULD DO OTHER PICTURES BUT MY CAMERA IS BROKEN FROM WHEN I WAS DOING A MISSON ( I CANT TELL BUT IT INVOLVED STEALING A CAR. ) IF U WANT 2 KNOW PART 2 SEND ME AN ELECKTRONIC MAIL TO MY EMAIL @ GOKUVEGITAVAGINA@HOTMALE.COM PLEASE MAKE IT BREIF AS I AM A VERY BUSY MAN BUT I WILL LISTEN TO EMAILS IF YOU TITLE THEM
