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Now you can invest in the future of America by investing in me. That right, I promise that when you donate money to me, I will put every dime of it back into the economy. I am not asking that you make me richer than Bill Gates.

 

-(That would be wrong!)-

 

Since I live a very modest lifestyle, I only need to be richer than Warren Buffett:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Warren Buffett — the second richest man in the world.

Net Worth: $37,000,000,000

 

When you do your part to make me richer than Warren Buffett, you insure a more stable economy for you and your children.

 

That’s because your contribution enables me to invest in stocks, bonds and other securities that cause growth and development in the business sector, which in turn creates jobs, increasing the tax base thereby lowering the national debt. Your NON-TAX DEDUCTIBLE contribution could be responsible for eliminating the national debt. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A lot of people use sex, nudity, pornography, lewd, crude, and lascivious means to lure you to their web-sites. You will not see any naked men or women engaging in deviant sexual practices on this page. Just good old Republican greed with a little bit of Democratic “share the wealth” (with me) mentality thrown in for good measure. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here’s how it works:

 

If one person sends me $37,000,000,001.

 

If 37 people send me $1,000,000,000.

(I could probably come up with the other dollar.)

 

If 37,000,000,001 people send me $1.00.

Together we can make this happen!

 

Now, I don't expect you to make me richer than Warren Buffett just for the warm feeling that comes from helping a fellow human being, the United States of America, and the global community.

 

That's why I have put together the following incentive plan. 

Contribute 37,000,000,001 and you become My Friend For Life: with the appropriate plaques and letters of recognition. 

Contribute $1,000,000,000 and you become My New Best Friend. 


That’s not all. Anyone who makes a NON-TAX DEDUCTIBLE contribution of ANY kind and who gives me their e-mail address will receive a special thank you and recognition (if they so desire) on this site.

YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE!

GOD BLESS!