Hello gentlemen, do you ever wonder why you must shower every day and use deoderant in order to smell "appealing" to the ladies? Well you don't need to do that! Now with Musk of the Nerd, unofficially sponsored by Sean Plott, you can smell like an e-sports legend, with just a press of the button!

This scent will have the ladies all over you, asking about that one game of Starcraft 2 where you rushed banshees and killed his whole ^$#(& base. Due to certain pheromones microscopically injected into the liquid, the ladies will be forced to follow you to the ends of the earth, and make you sandwiches while you raid to get epix loot in WoW!!!!1one!

This scent will also enhance your video gaming abilities! Be able to drop shot your foes in CoD while doing a 720 fakie pistol swap quick scope wallbang, be able to air shot juggle their whole team in TF2 at the same time, be able to attract the night elf ladies to heal your 1337 tank in WoW, be able to ace their entire team in DOTA, speed run Super Mario 64 in 12 seconds 100%, being able to rush Phoenixes in Starcraft 2 and kill his whole Zergling army, and SMELL TOTALLY 1337 DOING IT!

It only costs over $9,000 US dollars for all bottle sizes.