Well, I figured I'd make this because I want to share this with people. Way back in the day (think planetnamek.com), somerandomguy.com was the website that had this absolutely hilarious re-write of Dragon Ball Z. After a while, the guy stopped writing it and then he just shut down his website completely in like 2004.
Thankfully, I was able to find the entire re-write on a DBZ Forum. Sure, I could just link everything to that forum, but I figured this would be a free, easier way to set it all up. I myself would like to re-read the rewrite after so many years and organizing all of it onto this website sounds like a great idea. I could give two shits about style and what have you. Keep in mind that I did not write any of this and I take no credit for this work whatsoever. I just want to share this classic parody of Dragon Ball Z with people who know the show well enough to get the humor of this re-write.
Alright, enjoy!