My goals have never been lofty. I’m a simple man, really. However, I would like to share my dream with you. It isn’t an overly important dream, sure… But just as significant as any other. It is my goal to one day find a deodorant, body wash and shampoo that are all the same product.
To be more specific, I’d like to have, say… The three are all Suave… Old Spice. I don’t mean just made by them (For a while I used Dial body wash and Right Guard, which is made by Dial), I mean that they are exactly the same. Even down to the scent. Such as Old Spice RED ZONE “ After Hours.” Which is the one I am trying next. Although, I’m a little hesitant. The name reminds me a little too much of the Axe products (Which I am trying to avoid with all my soul).
So there you have it… I’m a loser. However, just like my on-going search for the perfect deodorant, shampoo and body wash combination, I am also concerned with breakfast cereals. Yes, breakfast… The most important meal of the day, right? That ought to be important, right? I’m always trying different cereals (My only cereal used to be Cinnamon Life, but the bastards had to go and had more cinnamon to it. Sons of Bitches!). But recently I got to thinking… What would happen if you started not only trying different cereals… But different cereal combinations!
Did I just blow your mind? Yeah, I know. The more and more I think about the possibilities (Sidenote: I think that the word: “Possibilities” could possibly have the most “I’s” packed that closely together in one word) the more overwhelmed I become! It’s madness! I can even imagine to what magical worlds this experiment could take me…
That's where you come in. I can’t do this on my own. That’s why I have created the new, and bound to be a hit, blog “Cereal Combinations: 2008.” I want you, the reader, to decide what combination of cereals I try. I’m going to set up this blog so you can add as many cereal combination as you, your friends, acquaintances and loved ones can come up with! Together we can make this happen now! Thank you… And good night.
Love and Madness,
D. Bradford
p.s. – to learn more please go to https://dbradford05.angelfire.com/cereal
Updated: Tuesday, 12 February 2008 7:09 PM PST
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