Mood:
chillin'Bart's Blackoard Sayings
I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom
I will not waste chalk
I will not skateboard in the halls
I will not burp in class
I will not instagate revolution
I did not see Elvis
I will not draw naked ladies in class
I will not call the teacher "Hot Cakes"
They are laughing at me, not with me
Garlic gum is not funny I will not Xerox my butt
It's potato, not potatoe
Tar is not a plaything
I will not encourage others to fly
I will not fake my way through life
I will not trade pants with others
I will drive the principal's car
I will not do that thing with my tounge
I am not a 32 year old woman
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart
I will not sell school property
I will not cut corners """""" """"""
I will not get very far with this attitude
I will not make flatuent noises in class
I will not sell school property
I will not belch the national anthem
I will not sell land in Florida
I will not grase the monkey bars
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment
I will not do anything bad again
I will not show off
I will not sleep through my education
Nobody likes sunburn slappers
I am not a dentist
Spitwads are not free speech
High explosives and school don't mix
I will not bribe Principal Skinner
I will not squeak chalk
I will finish what i sta
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender
Underwear should be worn on the inside
The Christmas Pageant does not stink
I will not torment the emotionallly frail
I will not carve gods
I will not aimn for the head
I will not spank others
I will not barf unless I'm sick
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty
I saw nothing unusual in the teachers lounge
I am not Dr. Death
I will not conduct my own fire drills
Funny noises are not funny
I will not spin the turtle
I will not snap bras
I will not fake seizers This punishm