Time to drive….
And just as things started getting ugly at the end of “Animal Farm”, so the race will be won or lost right here. I hope we get a first time winner like Merritt was last year because I think everyone should have the opportunity to wake up every morning for a full year and have to look at my name all over that damn trophy.
First you will need a picture of the animal that forced Snowball from the farm. But not just any of these animals. Specifically, the cartoon mascot pictured on the side of the local high school field. As always, the picture must have both of you in it. It’s not far from here:
While here, you might want to buy some Bull testicles if your Navigator can’t find your balls in her purse.
You’re going to need them.
From this point on in the book, the pigs alone will make all of the decisions—for the good of every animal.
Glenn is a fine example of this as he always lets his little pig make the decisions…
head for the finish.
The Chattanooga Choo Choo.
Luckily, they are having a "Spring Break Safari"
Lots of Animal Adventures!
Chattanooga Choo Choo Spring Break Safari Package includes:
- Accommodations at the Chattanooga Choo Choo Hotel
- Admission to the Tennessee Aquarium
- Admission to the Chattanooga Zoo
- Admission to the Creative Discovery Museum
- Free Spring Break Safari Guide (available at check-in)
- Free train whistle at the Depot Gift Shop when you show your Spring Break Safari Guide