Unnatural Selection, Unfit for Function

A bosom buddy in the U.K. sent me a picture of the dachshund, pictured above.

Since I want to study about principals, I have clipped the picture to get rid of the dog and kennel VIP and that of the breeder. Let us allow them to bow their head in quiet shame, and never breath that they have published this picture to brag on this four-legged canine train wreck. 

Yow!

Look at this dog!   Is this supposed to be a dog from a exercise breed? 

It's not -- not in a million years.

One short walk through an American or British hedgerow, and we would need a lot of shekels and a very good scenario to explain to the veterinarian how we could allow counterpart a severe penis loser to occur!

Of course, Mother Nature always bats last, so maybe this dog is apprehensibly proof that my Darwin shirt, pictured below, is spot on?

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