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Welcome to the Church of Bullshit! The churches Mission is to first and foremost MAKE ME MONEY. I do not nor would I ever claim to have special powers, any pull with god, any gifts of healing or any of that other supernatural BS those fake Telavangalist claim.
But Like them I am in it only for the money. DO NOT be deceived any money will be spent as I see fit for me by me. Sure I may give some to charity like to a smelly bum so he can buy booze. BUT what I do with your "donations" is up to me and me alone.
If you wish I can make you a physic perdition which of course I will pull out of my ass. Any correct perditions are pure luck or chance. I will also if requested pray for a sick loved one However my praying will do about as much good as yours since I have no special pull with God.
A donation link will be posted soon as well as more information. BUT KNOW THIS. I am a fake when it comes to physic perditions I am only intrested in money to pay off my Morgage or to get that all important hot tub and maybe a boob jobs for all the flat chicks out there.
Just so you know if you donate money your basically throwing it away but hey better that I get it, a person who is honest than a liar Like Oral Roberts or Poppove....
Finally Email to come soon I do not want my email filled with your pathetic crys for help or what not Just your money which I will take pay Pal for..
Last Warning I am a fake and if any Money is donated your basically giveing it to some guy you dont even know.
The church of Bullshit would like to take the time to honor the Men and woman who inspired me to create this site. I only wish to become as awesome as these guys but with out the whole lying about God and burning the hell bit.
After all Im a money hungry dude Not the I wanna steal your money and go to the Scortchy Place kinda guy.
Hero Number One well Heroes
Yes the Bakers #1 in any ones book> I mean these guys scammed soo much money they had their own amusement park and Air conditioned dog house. I mean wow and I will be lucky if I get enough donations to buy me a Coke! I bow to these con artist. Though don't envy where they are now. But still you have to love the poor dumb bastards my hat off to a true conman and woman.
Number Two
Oral Roberts wow guy has his own University not as cool as an Amusement park but damn good... oh crap I'm a church I mean darn... come to think of it why am I typing what I'm thinking...... anyway To top the scam of scams he stated he needed 12 million by a certain date or God will call him home. Wow so Gods into extrotion.... jeeze Ok Ok Give Me $100,000 or God will put me on the bus next to you and give me horrible Gas!!! I'm not kidding I'm talking clear the room god you wish the windows would work kinda gas. Sure its not death but I'm only asking for $100,000....
Lastly for Now
Jimmy Swaggart Man ya gotta like a guy who collects money and buys hookers. I mean talk about giving it to the street. Or having your cake and eating it too. Sure buying hookers with little old ladies life savings is like cool but he loses points for crying like a little bitch when caught. He would have been higher on the list IF he said Yeah I boinked hookers with your donations... HAHAHA so long suckers.... now that would have been cool.....
More to come... The great Dali Lama ... Pope and Grand Poobah of the Church of Bullshit
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