All There is to know about me... (Almost)

My name is Brian Coates. I’m 24 years old (well, I’m 23 as I’m writing this, will be 24, May 16, 2009), I’m 5’6, I have blue eyes, Brown hair and red facial hair (I love that). I work at Wal-Mart as a Asset Protection (Or Loss Provention) associate. I’m a Christian. I go to Trinity Evangelical Luthern Church in Joppa, Md. (Between 152 and 7) where I’m also the Young Adult Group Ministry’s Coordinator (and if everything works out right I will also be the group leader for the 25 to 30 group. ). I’m single and have made a deal with myself that I will stay single until October 2009 of this year. No dating, no nothin till then, because I think I should tho now I'm suffering from loneliness, but it's my own choosing. So, more about me:

I’ve always been a person of deep thoughts. I don’t view life in length, I view it in depth. So, sometimes I have trouble with over analizing and/or overthinking things.

I go threw spurts of being really calm and peaceful to bouncing off the wall with energy (this also has to do with some health problems I’m no longer medicated for, lol). I’m generally more calm then I am hyper. As much as I love interaction and talking, I love and cherish solitude. Sometimes I’ll go far away from everything on a walk just to sit alone in silence for a few hours usally at nighttime because I love watching the stars and standing at the ledge of the lake. I go on walks alot. I like to walk along the water by where i live.

I have a beautiful baby girl. Her name is Autumn Christa-Rene’ Coates and she’s 3 years old, she’ll be 4 December 3rd 2009. I became a born again christain when Tabitha was 6 months pregnant. After 3.5 years (from the point of my conversation) October 13th 2008 our relationship ended. Of course it’s a little more complicated then that, but that information is personal and It’s not my intentions to make public our problems or to bash Tabitha. It just didn’t work out.

Autumn is the love of my life and she is hilarious. Our favorite show is SpondgeBob Square Pants and we like to sit around the house and watch it for hours. She likes animals, going to the park, baby dolls, chocelete, blue gatoraid, vanilla soy milk (cause she is lactose intolerant like her papa), she loves pizza, chicken nuggets, and french fries. She loves anything Disney Princess and likes to dress up like one. She likes books (for the pictures *rolls eyes*), she likes to ride her bike, she hates all carbonated beverages (so she hates soda which is good), she thinks the doctor is evil, she’s weird about cold foods, she loves going to Sunday school, she loves grandma and grandpa, poppop and nanah. And for some reason she calls Christmas “HO HO day.”

Uh… I’m currently a recovering Goth. (lol) I used to have 14 peircings in my face, my hair was past my shoulders and has been every color of the rainbow (except for purple and white) and my whole woredrobe was Hot-Topics. Which is half the reason I got my nickname ‘Tripp’ (Cause the brand i used to wear was Tripp ware). The other reason being that people always said I was a ‘Trip’ to be around. For a couple years I played in two bands. Makeshift Morgue (Industrial Keyboard –This was more Black Metal-) and In the Basement (which doesn’t really count, but I played a little guitar.) For personal reasons, I believe well thought out reasons, I purposely threw away hundreds and hundreds of dollars worth of clothes, took all my peircings out, chopped off all my hair and pursued a new look. Apparently I like brown and tan a lot. But I’m still trying to figure out my wardrobe after that Hiroshima of a life change. But, once a metal head, always a metal head.

I wear my heart on my sleave. I find it liberating to be open with people about how I feel.

I have an interesting personality. I love to be weird. You’ll find that I have a skill at balancing searousness and comedy/oddness. I like to make people laugh but most of all, I like to make people smile. I’m very easly amused.

I’ve always been a very emotional person. Not in the “Break-down-and-cry-over-something-small-or-when-i-get-my-feelings-hurt” kind of emotional. But emotional in the sense that I care a lot about people. Even those who don’t like me or hate me. I don’t have it in me to hate. I don’t have it in me to hold grudges. I love peace, I love Love. I pride myself on the fact that in my last relationship (which lasted 4 years) me and Tabitha only fought 5 times. 4 out of those 5 times was because we were drunk (we do NOT get well together drunk). I hear people tell me, even as recent as a few hours before I wrote this, “I don’t understand how you don’t hate that person.” And all I said was, “I don’t, I choose not to.”. So, I guess if I was born 40 years ago I’d be a hippy, lol. I mean I’m human. I get mad. Obviously I get mad. I have fits of rage. I blow up. I overreact. But that is an exception not the rule. That’s not normally my intial reaction to something. I’m normally very calm even under searous pressure. And, even if I do say something out of anger, no matter how imbarressing it might be or hard to do, I always, ALWAYS, 100% will come back and apologize. I don’t like arguing. I don’t like fights. So I do everything in my power to make sure that things don’t lead to one, and if I get in one, I try my best to put myself in the others shoes. I don’t like to let the sun go down on our anger. I will try my best to make amends before the day is threw. The thought of you or someone somewhere steaming about me, cursing me in there minds, really gets to me.

I like to play by the rules. I try to obey all the laws regardless of how ridiculous and petty they may be (and I do believe some laws are dumb, but laws are laws and I try to obey them.)

I hate lying, and I have little paitnce for liars. My thoughts are, don’t do something or say something that would put you in a position to lie about it if confronted. If I do something wrong or say something wrong, I tell the truth, no matter how painful or embarresing It will be….. I’m human, I would be lying if I said that I haven’t lied. But my conscious is so heavy, that I wouldn’t get away with it for long. So I always end up fessing up eventually, Hence, I hate it when I lie, so I avoid it at all costs.

I love to read (I have like a thouasand dollars in books), I like to draw, I am addicted to myspace and texting. I love poker, video games, music, and I’m obessessed with taking Pictures of everything, I LOVE to cook (I was a chef for a few years), I love to create all kinds of dishes that have never been made before (like my salmon stuffed marinated chicken), I like to create my own seasonings and maronaids, I LOVE SUSHI!!!!, pizza, burgers, All Seafood, Gyros, Cheesesteaks, etc (I’m a fan of food). My favorite drinks are Dr.Pepper, Mountin Dew, Vault, Surge, NOS, Coke, and Wal-Marts Southern Brew Tea. I don’t really watch TV but when I do I love to watch the History Channel, Discovery Channel, SCI-FI. My favorite shows are Heroes, LOST, MXE (most painful eliminations), Modern Marvels, Ghost Hunters, Futurama, SPONDGEBOB!, Star Trek, things like that. But I’m mostly into the educational shows like history and science. Most people don’t have the paintence to sit with me and watch the stuff I watch. Genereally there trying to stay awake as I’m all doggy eye’d staring at the screen “HAH! Can you believe that!? Transporting particles threw a ION execrator! That’s NUTS! TELEPORTATION BABY!” lol.

I have a mild case of Tourette Syndrom. When I was younger it was much worse. I no longer have vocal tics tho it can happen. I haven't had a outburst for a few years. When I do, it's never really actual words. It's just jibberish. But it's been years since I've done that. I have a pretty good control over my tics. I suffer depression and I have anxiety attacks. I'm bi-polar and I have manic episodes.

I have a list of other issues too but prefer to keep that to myself.

Don't let that scare you. Honestly you'd never know. I have a pretty good control over myself. All my friends and family have never had issues with it. These things were only really searous when I was younger. When I didn't understand what was going on and didn't know how to handle it.



Ok.... well I don't know what else to say right now. So i'll just conclude with this Relationship survey.

1.) Are you single? Yes.

2.)If not, who is your bf/gf? Single

3.)How long have you been together? Siiiingle

4.)If your single do you like it? I enjoyed it up until a couple weeks ago. Now, No, I don’t like it anymore.

5.)Do you have a crush on anyone right now? I promised myself that I wouldn’t date until October of 2009. I try my best to block out my feelings for people (people that I start to like)

6.)First kiss Uh, it was 3 days before my 16th birthday party. Spin the bottle, with a whole bunch of girls ( I figured hey, I couldn’t lose, hahahaha). The person it landed on ended up being my first girlfriend. And was my 2nd longest relationship. Lasted almost 2 years.

7.)Ever kiss in the rain? yes

8.)In a movie theater? yes

9.)Underwater? no

10.)First Love Sarah Ruhl

11.)Have you ever cheated on anyone? Yes. And that person was also my shortest relationship. We dated 2 weeks. So, it was still cheating, but you could barely classify it a relationship.

12.)Been cheated on? Yes, several times actually

13.)Used someone? no

14.)Been used? yes

15.)Lied to your bf/gf When I was younger yes. But not in my last relationship. Maybe about wether or not I did the dishes last. lol

16.)Ever made out with just a friend? yes

17.)Ever had sex with just a friend? Yes, a long time ago

18.)Are you a tease? no

19.)Do you flirt a lot? No

20.)Longest relationship 4 years

21.)Shortest 2 weeks

22.)Have you ever gotten a poem? yes

23.)Ever get flowers? nope

24.)Sweetest thing you’ve ever gotten A surprise birthday party by my friends

25.)Do you like Valentine’s Day or Sweetest Day? What the heck is sweetest day? I like valentines day yes.

26.)Do you believe in Love at First Sight? No. Maybe lust at first sight. It takes time to really know people. I believe you can melt like butter at first site, had that happen to me before..

27.)Do you believe in Uh.. I believe in a lot of things

28.)Do you Fall in Love fast? I do when the person is really lovable

29.)Are you a player? no

30.)Would you ever hook up with someone of the same sex? NOOOO

31.)Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day? 5+ (when I was younger I was a pimp what can I say)

32.)Kissed 2 people at one time? yes

33.)Had sex with 2 people in one day? Plead the 5th

34.)Had sex with 2+ people at one time? Plead the 5th

35.)Ever cried over someone of the opisite sex? sure

36.)Ever been dumped? yes

37.)Ever dumped someone? yes

38.)Ever been rejected? yes

39.)Do you have a lot of exs? Unfortunetly yes. When I was in high school I went threw a period of hopping from girl to girl in a quest to find the infamous soul mate. So in a three year span I dated 14 people. Was dumped by 4 of them. I was a horrible person back then. That was 5+ years ago tho, im not like that anymore of course.

40.)Are you a slut? no

41.)Ever been called one? No, but have been called manwhore

42.)Ever dated someone more then once? Try 5 times. She was a leisbion but liked me a lot. She tried…

43.)Do you ever make the first move? Only if I’m confident it’s wanted. Lol.

44.)Double dates or single? I’ve gone on both.

45.)Do you want to get married? Of course I do.

46.)What do you physically find attractive in a women? Uh, wow ok. There’s a lot of things but it’s not limited to these things. I find redheads really REALLY attractive. (SAVE THE REDHEADS!) lol, inside joke. Height has never been an issue for me. I’ve dated someone 4’11 and I’ve dated someone 5’10. I’m 5’6. So, heights never bothered me. But I wouldn’t mind dating someone my own height or an inch taller or shorter. I like freckles especially on the face. Weight has also never been an issue to me. As long as there not extremely heavy or skinny. I like a women with curves. I think that’s more beautiful and more attractive then someone whose just really thin. Someone who keeps care of themselves. Like I said tho, I’m not limited to these. I’ve never even dated someone with red hair.

47.)Clothes wise? That doesn’t matter to me at all. I find a lot of things attractive. I find gothic really hot. And I like the really bright colors, green, blue, pink, so on. (Like a superman shirt) idk.

48.)list 4 traits you find attractive in a women Character Traits, Physical Traits? I’ll do both Character: Honesty, Sincerity, Openness, and Loving Physical: Hair, Eyes, Face, Sides (like love handles), and Chest (that’s 5, lol)

49.)List 4 traits you find hot about a women Not sure how to answer this one…
I think biting your lip is hot…. I’m not sure what else to say

50.)Do you want children?

I have one. I would love to have 5 total one day.

Ok, here is a list of qhotes that I like. Some are things I say alot and are kind of like my trademark phrases or are things that I have said before. Some of them are things my friends have said or things that I have heard. Enjoy:



“I am a strong believer in choices, we all make our own choices and we are responsible for them.” -me

“I believe forgiveness is like treasure. It was given to me in abundance so I choose to share the wealth.” –Me

I find humer in little things and when yhou think about it, the big things are just a whole bunch of little things.” – me

“It’s true, you can’t judge a book by it’s cover…. Unless the cover is really stupid.” –me

“You likea the spritsa yah?” – me

“New Christians are like Clay Pots, once they’ve been fired up there ready to be used. But they still need to be handled properly, put in the right place, and paid attention to. One small fall can put a crack that will weakin the whole pot. When someone becomes a new believer, they need to be taken under anothers wing and cared for. Without help, they may fall away.” – me

“Anyone can be normal, it takes courage to be yourself.” – me

“Life if a playground, that’s why I’m always jumpin around crawlin on stuff.” –me

“I don’t know about you, but I’m me.” –me

“Let’s get on gettin.” –Me

“Bible thumper? I don’t hit people with my Bible, I like my Bible….” –me

“A shmiscut and a shmagel.” –Sheetz

“I lovided you piggy, I looovided yoooou” –Gir

“If I knew that being a life guard meant guarding there lives, I never would have become one!” –Spondgebob

“Sooo, do you come here often?” –me in the restroom

“Evaculate.” –Me when I some how mashed Evacuate with Ejaculate

“If success had a flavor, it’d be pizza. I love pizza.” - Me

“Maybe when one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often at times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us. Maybe when one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often at times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us.” -JB

"Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... just be an illusion." (Javan)

"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." (Lao Tzu)

"I don't wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone." (Javan)

"Love is being stupid together." (Paul Valery)

"God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny." (Garrison Keillor)

"The more I go threw life the more I realize how humble I really have to be because the longer i live, the more i realize that we are all in the same boat. We all have the same weakness, sin. Life is a long lesson in humility." (Me)

"Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well." (Josh Billings)

"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me". (Erma Bombeck)

"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much." (Oscar Wilde)

"Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past." (Lily Tomlin)

"In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit." (Albert Schweitzer)

"It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter." (Marlene Dietrich)

"My mom said your as cute as a butten, but I think your cuter then all the Buttens." - JB

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