Welcome, welcome,welcome one and all to my funtime page of ripoff rants. This page is made possible by the good people at AngelFire and the makers of Loquendo. And at least one of those two knows that I am using their product for this page. But, seeing as I'm not profiting from the use of the other, I'm hoping that they won't get a stick up their ass about me using the save option on their embedded TTS page. Also, these rants are done for comedy purposes only. They're not necessarily my views or the views of AngelFire or Loquendo. Please check the notes on the right hand side of the page for important information about this page and the inspiration for it and check out the links. It's not right to steal somebody's idea and not try to give them a little shine if it can be done. I think that's it for now. However, if you come up with an idea you might like to hear a rant about, try sending me a line or, if you're ambitious, do a little searching and find the page that will let you do your own. Again, thanks for stopping by and enjoy the page. Now, with that out of the way, let's get to things we just might not like.