YES, PLEASE PITY ME.

Here we have your usual hair clippings on the bedroom floor, which....I'd like to add....are still there today.

Here we have your usual hair clippings on the bathroom counter which are not there anymore.

Here we have your usual hair clippings on the bathroom floor, which would still be there today had I not gone and vacuumed them up.

Here we have your usual hair clippings thrown into the trash can. They are still there.