This book will make you cry, laugh, join a cult, runaway from home, afraid to drive through Wisconsin, and even paranoid to look at a map of Wisconsin. Sit around with your friends and laugh reading this novel of satire, wit, romance, buffoonery, comedy, drunkenness, debauchery, lunacy, sexual addiction, and intrigue. Read and learn how drunken revelry turns into bursts of enlightenment, as know it all tavern patrons discuss politics, poetry, philosophy, literature, religion, history, and esoteric wisdom. A book for the ages to conquer depression through an abundance of screaming laughter. This novel is better than prescription Prosaic,Zoloft,or even California supplied government weed.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
"Prologue iv
Chapter 1 Obamacare/Does anyone care ? 1
Chapter 2 Gentlemen's Club/Cassandra 7
Chapter 3 Nightmares of the Ex Wife 22
Chapter 4 Teamsters and the Hoffa Spirit 33
Chapter 5 The Gamblers Code 42
Chapter 6 Papa's Wild Friends 50
Chapter 7 Sexy Mademoiselle 62
Chapter 8 I love Lipstick Lesbians 72
Chapter 9 Country Hoedown 90
Chapter 10 Dinner with Fred Zany 109
Chapter 11 Center Street Malik 125
Chapter 12 The Ghost of Tooz 141
Chapter 13 I meet the Queen of Sheba 154
Chapter 14 Carlos Visits
Chapter 15 Got me a San Francisco Library Card 181
Chapter 16 Government: The Enemy of the People 205
Chapter 17 Sister Ellen of the Dominicans 222
Chapter 18 I lost God's Cell Phone Number 241
Chapter 19 Watch Me Pull a Politician out of my Hat 256
Chapter 20 Humpty Dumpty Meets the Inquisition 279
Chapter 21 Bullshit makes the World go Round 305
Chapter 22 Beware of Gothic Samantha 325
Chapter 23 Professor McApples and the Jesuits 360
Chapter 24 The Zionist are Coming for You 407
Chapter 25 In Love with a Rosicrucian 474
Epilogue 484