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Warning: This Novel is not Safe for the Mindset of Puritans

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This book will make you cry, laugh, join a cult, runaway from home, afraid to drive through Wisconsin, and even paranoid to look at a map of Wisconsin. Sit around with your friends and laugh reading this novel of satire, wit, romance, buffoonery, comedy, drunkenness, debauchery, lunacy, sexual addiction, and intrigue. Read and learn how drunken revelry turns into bursts of enlightenment, as know it all tavern patrons discuss politics, poetry, philosophy, literature, religion, history, and esoteric wisdom. A book for the ages to conquer depression through an abundance of screaming laughter. This novel is better than prescription Prosaic,Zoloft,or even California supplied government weed.


TABLE OF CONTENTS

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Prologue                                                                                                                                 iv

 

 

 

Chapter 1     Obamacare/Does anyone care ?                                                                        1                

 

 

 

Chapter 2     Gentlemen's Club/Cassandra                                                                            7

 

 

 

Chapter 3     Nightmares of the Ex Wife                                                                                    22

 

 

 

Chapter 4     Teamsters and the Hoffa Spirit                                                                           33                                                                

 

 

 

Chapter 5     The Gamblers Code                                                                                              42

 

 

 

Chapter 6     Papa's Wild Friends                                                                                         50

 

 

 

Chapter 7     Sexy Mademoiselle                                                                                          62                                       

 

 

 

Chapter 8     I love Lipstick Lesbians                                                                                   72

 

 

 

Chapter 9     Country Hoedown                                                                                           90

 

 

 

Chapter 10   Dinner with Fred Zany                                                                                    109

 

 

 

Chapter 11   Center Street Malik                                                                                          125                                          

 

 

 

Chapter 12   The Ghost of Tooz                                                                                           141

 

 

 

Chapter 13   I meet the Queen of Sheba                                                                              154

 

 

 

Chapter 14   Carlos Visits Milwaukee                                                                                  164

 

 

 

Chapter 15   Got me a San Francisco Library Card                                                             181

 

 

 

Chapter 16   Government: The Enemy of the People                                                           205                                      

 

 

 

Chapter 17   Sister Ellen of the Dominicans                                                                         222

 

 

 

Chapter 18   I lost God's Cell Phone Number                                                                       241


Chapter 19   Watch Me Pull a Politician out of my Hat                                                         256

 

 

 

Chapter 20   Humpty Dumpty Meets the Inquisition                                                             279

 

 

 

Chapter 21   Bullshit makes the World go Round                                                                  305

 

 

 

Chapter 22   Beware of Gothic Samantha                                                                              325                            

 

 

 

Chapter 23   Professor McApples and the Jesuits                                                                  360

 

 

 

Chapter 24   The Zionist are Coming for You                                                                       407

 

 

 

Chapter 25   In Love with a Rosicrucian                                                                               474

 

 

 

Epilogue                                                                                                     484                            

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