TOP STORY: ALEX AND DAVID ARE BAD ASS
We all know David and ALex as the men who live in the newspaper house. But here's something you didn't know - they're both extremely cool people, and men and women alike respect them for the way they choose to live their lives (cooly, to be precise).
"My main question is, which one of David or Alex is more badass?" said Ray Guadalupe, in between taking puffs from a major bong. "Its actually an impossible question, so I'm mega stupid for even asking. Whoops!!!!!"
At press time, Alex and David were revving their motorcycles while smoking cigarettes and porking babes. Whoa! That's sweet!
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