Appear the same, but not the same.
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he sees
Steven Spielberg. As he was
a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him,
and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says,
"You Chinese people bombed our
Pearl Harbour, get out of here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese
who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Vietnamese, Koreans
and Japanese, you're all the same,"
In return, the Chinese man gives Spielberg a slap, and says,
"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese man, replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."