5th Floor's Finest

Well, this is it. 5th floor is disbanding right before my very eyes, here is my take on everyone, and everything that happened this year:

Ryan : Thanks for being there, you're my dogg, and been down since day 3 of school at the colesium. You'd have to be the realest motherfucker I've ever met, and I can greatly appreciate that about you, because you dont put up with bullshit, so I know you dont bullshit me. Thanks for trying to help me quit smoking, the bet actually worked, my need for them is down, but I still owe you that damn bottle of Hen-Dogg. Fuck it, Incredible Hulks for C Squared. Better bring your ass back down to the Peper, cause even though it's no Burgh, we can still handle ours. Be easy playa.

Feder : What a wild rollercoaster this year has been for me and you. I know we beat the shit out of each other a lot, and well, sorry (you just dont know when to stop!). You have been a best friend of mine up here, and I'm glad that this friendship withstood the tiny bit of drama that transpired. I would wish nothing but the best to you Lindsay, because you're a great person, and to see you upset truly brings us all down. I hope that this friendship can stay constant between you and I, and I never want to jeopardize it. You truly are a beautiful person. (On that note, stay away from the Milk of Magnesia)

Seth : Ever since I saw you outside dribbling a ball like Skip To My Lou on the mixtape, I couldnt believe it. Especially when I heard your hometown mascot was a fucking beaver. But you turned out to be such a great person that the whole basketball thing was just this unbelievable bonus. Glad to have found another white boy who can actually dance too....had to show those cats what was up in Club Z a time or two. Thanks for knocking that guy out, I wasnt there, but I'm sure Bluefield got repped to the fullest. Have a great summer, and GO FISHIN.

Natt - "with two t's", damn girl, you pittsburgh bitch! You know I luv ya, you have been one of my best friends up here since the beginnig when everyone made it a point to make fun of my feet eat least 5 times a day. My birthday was WILD! Thanks for the 10 bucks and the card, I'll never forget that. I'ma miss shooters with ya...fuck it, we'll do it all again next year! Have a fabulous summer

Nattie Light - hey there, its the "big oafy bastard", wow you turned out to be a little wild one didnt you! I'ma miss drunken conversations with you on tuesday and monday nights when you would come back hammered and everyone else stayed in, and I'm especially going to miss tailgating with your damn parents, glad to see someone else besides virginians drink Coors Light. Have a great summer (or well, as great as it can be) in south charleston, and cant wait to throw down at your place next semester!

Natalie - Damn, bout time you found a dance partner! I can't believe I finally got someone to enjoy the roots with me. I'll never forget the "The Seed 2.0 is Orgasmic" sign you put on my door. You are so fun to be around and I love the fact that you like all different types of musiq, just adds to your charm! So, this summer, keep trying to teach your brother to dance, keep bumpin the roots out the speakers and on that note:

I push my seed in her bush for life, its gonna work because I'm pushin it right, if mary dropped my baby girl tonight, I would name it rock and roll...

Aaron, damn man thanks for being there to save my ass when my computer decided to crash, and thanks for enjoying all different types of my hip hop. I appreciate you keeping me up to date on all those damn diss tracks you have on your computer. Have a great summer, and go apologize to Leuy, you were way too mean to him this year...haha

Quote of the Year: "Mother fuck this, motherfuck that, man, motherfuck YOU." --Queens critiqing the band at Sig Ep

Damn Queens, you sure do say some crazy shit, but thats why I enjoy havin ya around, you make us laugh at you weird comments, (even though that band was straigh BUTT.) Hold it down up in queens, and make sure you swing by the house so we can crack open some Ciclon, Henny and Hpnotiq. HOLLLA.

Iggy - Wicka Wicka, The Tussin The Tussin, Da-da-da-da-du-da-du...bloo, bloo, bloo, ta da ta da doo do do do doo do do do do....(only true mario fan to probably know which part of the background musiq its from) YOU APPENDIXLESS BASTARD! You're truly great, I'm adding the politics to the rhyme scheme as well. Gon' miss ya man

Christy - Thanks for: Easy Mac, Printer use, password change, juice boxes, capri suns, ciclon, dancing at club z like we were in a cheap hotel somewhere (wink wink), that black pair of underwear, lap dances on lindsay, and most of all: being the sweet girl down the hall, who could always cheer you up. Have a great summer.