Welcome to The Project, my online novel. My very raunchy, X rated, unsophisticated novel. If you can call it a novel AT ALL.

Before you start, I suggest you read the Pre-Crap. I REALLY suggest this, or more like I insist this. Otherwise, really attentive people will send mercenaries after me, and the normal blokes would just sit there and feel more like a dumbass then ever. And good little christian children will develop chronic paranoia...

Well... enjoy. And don't sue me.