Homies

This is where i talk about my freinds. I think if you think that you are my freind, you mightm be. It depends on who you are. FOr example, if you are someone like alex chamblin, or that trombone player named matt johnson, you arent. I am freindly to all people. Except to alex chamblin, and that trombone player named matt johnson. But i would like to shout out to all my freinds. My really good freinds.
Robert- Blowing shit up is really fun. I thought it was funny when you threw that water balloon at matt fike. There was an angry mob chasing you though the school. That cracked me up. Anyway, if you are reading this, i have to type about someone else now.
John thornhill- Screw the gay stuff, lets just talk about the inside jokes. "i am afro man, runnin through the forest from the ku klux klan, theyve got base ball bats, theyll fuck me in the booty if i dont fall back."
"How do you get 88 hillbillies in the back of a pickup truck?" "tell them theres good old fashioned beer and butfuckin back there."
"What does BFI stand for on a dumpster?" "Black family inside." "man shut yo white ass up nigga."
were really racist,its funny almost.
Trey- Philmont was the coolest. Today in school you asked me what the definiton of a bear was. I said,"a cute, fuzzy animal that loves to rip your head off and eat your semin." IT was true. But vulgar.
Mike- I cant fuckin believe you are trying to go out with katie. She is really really hot, but your like 5 years younger than she is. Thats just wrong man.
Kristy- We have so much in commmon. The chickens are coming! THe chickens are coming! Im really sorry your feat got infested with seed ticks on your caving trip. Riders X. That almost makes me laugh. Cause I would technically be considered Riders X's b/f. LOL. Fuck. I dont even know rider. oh well. Our phone conversations are so random. Ill just call you and be like hey,"did you know that the rold gold pretzl company was founded in 1917?" or some other random thought. And weel go on for like 2 hours about it. Ill leave you with this. DO bald men use shampoo?

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