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Real Name: Septum
Fake Name: Joseph Arthur DeLong
Gamespy: Sir Dimetrius Kyoso

Age: 18.62
Born: Alvy, WV
Lives: Stockton, CA

Plays: Bass, Lederhosen, German Sausage, House with monkeys, Cow Bell, Synaptic Harp, Power Tools

Pets: Greg


Quote: "I Pooted!", "Poo Stinks"

Color: Pink, Blue, Ahasuerus

Places: John's Incredible Pizza Co., Lying on the sidewalk across the street from K. Wombat Man's house, the garage, sitting beside a gentle stream, 25,000 feet in the air w/ no parachute

Actors: Michael J. Fox, Milla Jovovich, Brent Spiner, Michael Dorn, Will Weaton, Mike McCafferty, Vincent Ventresca, Bruce Willis, Bob Barker

Movies: Titan A.E., The Fifth Element, Thirteenth Floor, Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Iron Monkey, The One, The Giant Pine of Seven Snorkels, Spy Game, Beauty and the Beast, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Lord of the Rings Series, Six String Samurai, Surf Ninjas, Mystery Men, Timepiece, The Legend of Zorro, The Secret Life of 118 Green Street

TV: Digimon!

Authors: J.R.R. Tolkien, Terry Pratchett, Whoever wrote No Man in Eden

Books: No Man in Eden, The Discworld Series, The Lord of the Rings series, El Biblio

Composers: Beethoven, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Reverend Horton Heat

Musical Artists: Meat Puppets, Kill Hannah, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Zeromancer, Fischer Spooner, KB-134, Orgy, Aurasis, Deadsy, The Living End, Massivivid, Powerman 5000, Weezer, Boingo, Circle of Dust, Celldweller

Games: Unreal Tournament, UT2K3, Jagged Alliance2: Unfinished Business, Thief, Thief Gold, Thief 2, Thief 2 Gold, Thief 3, Deus Ex, Prince of Persia, Max Payne

Food: Sandwiches, Mac & Cheese, Hot Dogs, Tacos, Mustard, Chicken

Drink: Milk, Mountain Dew Code Red, Water


Personal: The overwhelming presence of God Almighty all around us, contemplative and moody nights

Musically: Meat Puppets, Weezer, The Living End, Zeromancer,

Lyrically: Meat Puppets, Master Zarifus and the Poop Throwers, CrackWhoreJack,


Instrument: Clogs


Guitars: Black Ibanez Gío Bass, 1967 España Classical Guitar

Amp: Crate K40XL Bass Amp

Pedals: DOD Grunge


Thinks SDK Means:
Sarcophagus Donut Kings, Soft Dave’s Karaoke, Sir Dimetrius Kyoso,
Sunny Dale Kids, Love, Friendship, Stoned Druggies Kill, Whack