The name of the resort we stayed @. It was even 5-Stars..impressive....Thanx to Surai who has a condo here..

Palm trees everywhere...

Pathways within the resort...its amazing how just couple of yrs ago..this was all lava...n' rocks

The room where we stayed..was a 1 bed, 2 bath condo

View from outside our balcony...it was a beautiful day as u can see when we arrive

Well that is all of UZ'...so this is how it goes...the one beside me is my frien...who brought the other frien..who brought the other frien..

So we arrive on friday..n on saturday..we were itchin already to get wasted..so we went on this Booze cruise..

So basically, u pay $60 for all u can drink n' eat..man ..did we eva regret doin it..

So the cruise started @ 6 pm...n by7, I had already..7 drinks..with man good ole' frien..Mr. Jack_D... was also pressured by the girls to be a man....SO i'm weak when comes to peer pressure :_(

So as u notice ...as the pics get goin..the bigger my smile..the more tipsy ..i'm getting...!!

So @ this point...I met this girl...working on board the cruise...n i was like Damm...true Hawaiian blood..got to tap on that....

N she was all kewl...but the fact that i was with 3 other women..didnt help...as u see...she kept serving me more booze..

So here is where ...I asked her to hit the dance floor with me later..n ...she was like aight!

Me n miss Mara infront of a beautiful hawaiian sunset.... as u can see fr her eyes...she is getting there...

Dude...the things they make the men do on the cruise...due also to the fact that i was drunk..i was pulled out n forced to do things that were shameful to even mention abt...it was a sad day in my personal life...

Ladies were pretty much drunk by now...so this was abt 7-ish..by the end of the nite...lets say the ship crew had a free voyeur show of their undies....(sorry girls..!).

U notice how beautiful the pictures r..realizing how freaking drunk i was by now..

Lin on the dance floor...

Lin acting all funnny by now....notice also the drinks around the ladies..this girls were really getting their money's worth!

Lin getting her FREAK on ..on the dance floor...she is a bit hard to tame once she's had one-to-many

Dont even ask me abt this...I was asked to take this...this old fool wanted the feeling of being with 3 girls...while his wife..was cock staring behind...

Awww...dude...so check this out...u guys know my obsession with japaneese girls...n NO its not because of their porn...anyhow..so i saw this 2 ladies w/o dates..on a cruise...that is just wrong...so i hop on that...n in no time...we were having fluent conversations in japaneese...like...kawasaki...suzuki..casio..n tepanyaki of coz'....they were very amuzed by my knowledge of their language..being so freaking drunk also helps

N yes...my lovely server..who never failed to keep my level of 'highness' just right...like the saying goes...the smaller they are..the tighter...i mean..cuter they are...:)

So i was trying to act all kewl n macho in this pic..for the ladies...but as u can see with my eyes being half close ..n not being able to stand straight...didnt help much...n YES i show a lot of teeth

Awww howw cute...only reason they were holding each other was coz they could not stand up by themselves

mara was pretty much ...well like jello @ this pt..nothing like ice cream after 14 drinks..(my server kept tabs!)...

Was trying to look @ her cleavage...but had hard time focusing..

Lin in bed..she was knocked out..

The ride we rented...was a Jeep Cherokee...pretyy sweeeeett..

Mara n a Huskie that was being sold...$200/pup....pup looks a big high by the look in his eyes

Uz posing in front of a famous waterfall...

this was like 3rd day of our holz...Lin getting ready to go look for some fishies...

Me...this beach is awesome...u can go 500 m out n still be only waist deep...with tons ..n i mean tonsssss...of hugeeee fishes..n turtles..

Thinking twice of goin in..

Hilton resort...This place is like mini disneyland...

Lin never seen baby coconut.....Americans..wat can u say?

Also Hilton beach..

Me n Budha

Hotel has got a whole aquarium full of dolphins..(lower left)

Doin a toast @ our balcony..

Girls wanted only hawaiian beer...so majority counts...its hard when ur the only guy...ur opinion does not count..

Sunset from our balcony...this is probably y plp come to hawaii to propose..or get married..

So we went to this Japanese joint @ the Hilton, they thought that in Malaysia..we do not have tepanyaki so...they wanted to impress me..I swear they still think im fr the jungle..n' way...This f****** place is so F***** expensive...the chepest dish was 50 bucks a plate...not including desert .n wine..

So it was also mara's bday...so the nite was only starting.....that dessert plate was like 20+, thanx to Surai for treating us..

Girls..

Outside the restaurant..had to take coz ..made me feel like was in rome

Black sand beach

same...

This was the south most pt in Hawaii...so crazy winds..in winter..the waves r 10-12 ft high

This place is called Capt. Cook ( or something like that) grave...was among the best place to snorkel...Here's a fact...Capt. Cook discovered hawaii... n also australia...but was killed by the local hawaiian triben laid to rest here..

Lots of fishes..

Same...look like pirahna huh..

Mara heading for a collision with me...fishes r distracting

Me...notice in hawaii...everyone does the hand sign..means 'hang loose'

So let me tell u something freaky...look @ the top left of the pic where the deep blue is ..there is where it all ends...a 200+++ ft deep drop off..my balls shrank everytime i went over there...(haunted by JaWS)

girls...

surai looking for pearls..HUH??

Girls showing their WAR wounds...they were all bleeding by the end of the day..poor lin ...n too get to this place is a 2 1/2 hr hike downhill (4 miles), the other option was taking a boat...($100)...so we like the only cheepos there who hike..

After the long hike back...oh yeah it also rain like crazy

chilin after some shopping..

Same ...the drinks were well earn after the pain they went through..

Cruise ships everywhere...

So i have been itching to dive for some time...so what better way..good frien of mine..NAt...borrowed me his diving gear...was the best i eva use..

Oh yeahhhh baby!!..Dont u wish u were with me there now??? well all u lazy punks ...go get certified....so that my dive buddy ..surai...so this dive for me is very diff fr what i have done..Its called cave AND ..AND volcano/lava tube diving...F**K yeah!!..beat that!!..so we actually dive into long underground ..n i mean below the sea bed tubes...its not easy...a bit scary...but u only live once.....so as u can see we were @ 60 ft / 20m below the surface...does not look as deep ..but trust me it is!..visibility was awesom.. ..150ft...nway...so we had to take out all our air from our unit.. n we sink like a rock..n we got to enter this tinyyyyyy...lava tubes...n the intense pressure will suck the F**k out of u across the tube..as u go out u bump ur tank..scrape ur hands.. n body on the wall..ride of ur LIFEEE...u feel like a million dollars after that..i felt like JAmes Bond..well maybe an indian version..hmm..

kewl fishes..

Now this U.G.L.Y bastard...is so yucky..n they were everywhere...i felt so yucky...as a comparison..the head u see there is as big as mine...imagine that..n 5 ft long..they r EVERYWHERE....n trust me they r not shy ..

Ok i know wat u r thinking...tat looks so fake ...or i got it off the internet...but tat pic is the real deal...no alterations done wat so eva..kinda cute huh..like a pet dog...its called a puffer fish...see how it puff's up

another fish......so i did lots of cave diving ...it was a whole diff world down there.. n pitch black...scary at times...donno where those damm sharkies r @..might just creep on u

me n my dive buddy...does not help that we wear all black too..sharks mistaken us for seals...but black is kewl...choices choices...look kewl or fish food

lin showing of her pearls she bought earlier on...on one hand n a pina colada on the other...paradise....

this girl...drinks all the god damm time...man...

Tat is the city donw below..n on the background is the volcano..

that is the crater of the volcano...a decade ago...that crater was a lake filled with hoTTT lava...

Local hawaiian tribes place flowers for the ones who were victims to the Pele...the goddess of fire...

I hiked down the crater into the volcano...i was in its eye...if something were to happen ...that would be it for me...its the only place in the world where lava flows everyday for the past 100 yrs...its the newest land formation in the world...i was standing above a steam vent where hot gasses fr lava would escape fr the cracks

I was at the center of the volcano..now...as u can see..the wheater down below is very extreme...harsh conditions...no visibility, hot gasses..n sulfur fr chemical reactions...X-treme..just my cup of tea

Helps to have a camera stand,.... imagine that anytime a eruption can happen...

that is one of the cracks...that is how thick the top layer of the cooled of lava is..not much ..

harmfull gaseous everwhere

vents @ the top of the crater

Me goin through a tropical jungle nearby..

tropical plants...

same..

same..

alright...this is a lava tube...the biggest one they have on the island... the one i went diving in was 3 times smaller...n was pressurized..

its a fact that in 100,000 yrs the whole hawaii island would sink...to teh bottom of teh ocean..coz the foundation of the island is all lava tubes...a mazed of criss cross tubes..n thus not strong structurally..n as the top volcano keeps generating new mass (lava)...therefore the top is much heavier than the base...making it prone.to collapse anytime.....now was that educational or wat?

Hapuna beach...voted one of the best beaches in america yr after yr...for its beach.. n beautiful plp who flock it...i boogie board here for 3 days... the waves r 5 ft highfr the top surface...i was doin some awesome stunts on my board after the 2nd day..sorry guys ..tons of girls in thongs..but a bit weird n perverted goin around a beach with a camera... now i know y they invented the cam in phone..

chilin by the beach..she didnt want to much of a tan...legs r open a bit too wide aren't they..but hey...who's complaining...(u gonna kill me for this aren't u??)

almost sunset...i did not get out of the water for 4 hrs...the girls were getting bored...problems of travelling with women...if only they boogie board

Akkaka falls...very dramatic...

Trying to be in the shade after being out in the sea for a whole week..

PLaying with her pussyyy.....(i'm gonna be bitch slap pretty soon)

took a bunch of pics of her ass ...but she might not talk to me after this if i were to put them up...how come its ok for a girl to be seen with her bikini...but not with her undies...??

they r the same...y make such a fuss..?? opinions..?

Me n a canoe...as u can see..i'm a BIT black now...

beach by the resort...paradise...

heaven

Just had to take it...

resort..

this was @ the airport ...3 hula girls welcolm guest

This is the airport...how hawaii like...it was a hut concept

My plane...Aloha airlines...pretty sad to go back...

N sunset over the pacific...well this trip was fun all in all...allong with the friens i went with..Definitely

one to remmember...Till next time!