Brought to u by the makers of the sali's skier society and the back country bandits.
Sali's Code of Conduct.
To become one with your inner Sali, you must first have been taken to hospital by an ambulance or helicopter from a New Zealand ski field. You must be able to yell abuse at any random person off the street, be willign to throw a 5 year old buoy into the water, be able to jump on four tubes of suntan lotion, be able to come up with extremely random quotes such as "I'll knock you the f**k out." or "Life sucks get a f***king helmet." . To be a member of the Sali society you must be willing to sing and dance with buskers, you must pay all due respect to the senior Salis (Morgan, Simon). You must pay 20c a year to be part of the society and you must pay 20c a year to the great Sali for all his roadcone abuses. One of the most important jobs you must do is knock over road cones. It isnt just about the joy of knocking over the illusive road cone, its about showing the world who the boss really is (Me!). You must be able to sing a song (Sali's Song) , be willign to put road cones across the middle of the road at 2am so on comming traffic must get out and shift the cones (or run them over). To become a Sali you msut first become a part of the Back Country Bandits, which means you must be able to ski!!! To become a member of the BCB you must prove your self to the Senior Salis, be able to jump off a 10 metre diving board at QEII and feel the real meaning of DEEP and you must easily be able to get sidetracked at any time anywhere involving work. and know the stage of your favorite food, beef, yeef etc