| Entire family getting murdered? |
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| Liv Tyler? |
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| Guy with skull jacket? |
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| Nudity? |
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| Guns? |
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| Explosions? |
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| Knives? |
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| Mortal Combat fighter Sub Zero? |
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| Scarey guy with guitar? |
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| Mutants? |
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The Punisher is the best movie in the world. It features a man named Frank Castle (played by Thomas Jane) who is the tougest guy in the universe. It starts out with some idiotic guys trying to buy illegal firearms. He is posing as a badass gang leader selling guns to people. Suddenly the police surround him and he gets shot and everybody thinks he dies. But he really is alive and he gets back up and goes to see his family at his beachhouse next to the ocean.
Unfortunutly the guys who were buying guns get shot and it makes their father Howard Saint, a mob leader, (played by John Travolta) a bit angry so he sends a bunch of people to kill him and his family. They shoot his family with shotguns and chase after him. The shoot him in the arm and the leg twice and poor gasoline all over him and set him on fire. Does he lay down and die? NO! He gets up and jumps in the ocean and swims away in SALT WATER with GUNSHOT WOUNDS because he is just that tough!
He goes to the wreckage of his home and gets all his guns and and weaponry and picks up a black shirt with a skull on it. How cool is that!
He moves in to an apartment and changes it into a fortress armed with guns and knives everywhere. He mods a car into a badass tank and gets attacked by a Guitar player whom he kills for ruining his car and playing bad guitar music.
Howard Saint gets pissed and sends a funny looking old guy to shoot Frank. He gets shot in the arm again and kills the guy with a machete! Does he lay down and whine about his new gunshot wound? NO!
Then Howard Saint gets pissed again and sends in this 8ft tall Russian guy to kill Castle with his bare hands. Frank answers the door to a swift punch in the face and is getting beaten by the Russian guy. He pulls out a knife and stabs the Russian in the heart. But unfortunutly he is almost as tough as Frank Castle. He pulls out the knife and stabs Fastle with it, throws him through the wall and blows him up with a grenade. Does Frank Castle lay down and die? NO! He gets up kills the guy with some hot soup and a metal pan just because he is that tough.
Frank Castle gets pissed at everybody trying to kill him so he decides to go kill Howard Saint and everybody else nearby trying to kill him. He protects himself with a bulletproof vest as if he really needed it since he is so tough. He grabs some more guns, some mines, and an awesome bow with a 900 pound draw. He gets into Howard Saints mansion and starts killing people by shooting them in the head, blowing them up, and stabbing knives through their jawbone up their throats.
Howard Saint runs away, or rather, gimps and hobbles away, because all of his lackies died and he is just that big of a wuss. Castle beats the crap out of him and ties him to a car and starts it. Then he blows up an entire parking lot of cars just to proove that no one messes with him.
Nothing could have improoved the Punisher. Unless John Travolta got a haircut and decided to go on a jog a little more often or if the Russian didn't wear a red and white striped T-Shirt.
If you don't like the Punisher than I hope you get hit by a train.
