
It's that time again. Time to make your new years resolutions right? Wrong. Making resolutions for a new year is completely stupid. What is the difference between a year? One number, that's what.
All I hear is people making resolutions. I will loose weight, I will exersise, I will be more organized, I will go to church more, I will try to be a better person. Screw it. I'm lazy. I'm not going to change and neither is anyone else. Everyone knows that midway through January everyone forgets about their resolutions.
Nobody ever keeps there new years resolutions. Here are my new years resolutions and I plan on breaking them as soon as possible. If I'm in a good mood, in the same day. If I'm in a bad mood, all at the exact same time.

New years resolutions are stupid. I may just be a crazy person with a website and an opinion, but at least I don't lie to myself. Do yourself a favor and don't make any new years resolutions this year, and if you feel the need to, use mine, but don't follow them.
Writing down your goals is a good idea. That way you can say you lost your piece of paper with your goals on them and then you have an excuse for coming up short.
