Since this is the beginning the conditions are very easy. There are only two major conditions, and a minor condition to join.
1 You must drink with Mike and any other number of members of ФКУ.1
2 Upon completion of step one, you will be admitted once after you have successfully learned the Cyrillic alphabet.2
The third minor condition, is we have to want you in.
1 If you do not drink, special considerations can be made.
2 You may know any variation of the Cyrillic alphabet, if you already have learned one. If you do not know any then it must be the Macedonian version.