Fanfic by Henry & Jeremy
Hermione & Harry Potter
Hermione was taking a shower and Harry was very bored. He decided to go and butt rape Hermione while she was in the shower. He walked up to the bathroom, knocked then came in before she could say anything.
Harry said in a disguised voice "Guess what little girl?"
Hermione jumped, dropped her shampoo and bent over to get it. Harry seized this opportunity and ran over and butt raped her. She let out a little "oh" and realized it was Harry's small wang.
Malfoy then walked in on them, naked as a jaybird and asked, "how come I have such a small weenie?"
Hagrid suddenly appeared in the nude, smacked Malfoy with his three-inch penis then said "Boy, why would you ask a dumb question that? You know you were born with boy and girl chromosomes. Now get back to making me a sandwich bitch." Then Hagrid and Malfoy left Harry & Hermione.
Harry withdrew his penis from Hermione's ass and thought for a minute. Then he heard Hermione say "Oh, HARRY!" He looked around bewildered to see what was happening. Then he heard someone doing a not so great impression of him saying "Oh, Hermione!" He looked and saw Cartman getting Hermione in the ass. Harry stepped forward and smacked Cartman in the face with his wang. Cartman flew across the room with whiplash Cartman got up and said "I bet it hurts when you put your wang in the fan." Harry was mad, picked the fat ass up and threw him into a fan yelling "I BET IT DOES, BITCH!" Cartman's penis flew across the room and smacked Harry right in the face. Then out of no where Ron showed up, in the nude, and yelled "OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED CARTMAN!" then his little sister, Ginny, showed up, in the nude as well and yelled "YOU BASTARD!" Then Harry stared at the place in which Ron's penis should have been and asked, "where is your penis?" Ron's face turned as red as his hair and said "I don't have a penis." Ginny then looked around and people stared at her 7-inch penis, then Ron shouted "GET ME IN THE BUTT, GINNY!" So Ginny and Ron went back to the common room with Ginny's penis neatly shoved up Ron's ass.
Harry went back to fucking Hermione really hard this time. She was letting out little moans here and there, then, out of no where Professor Snape shows up in the nude. Harry laughed at Snape's small weenie. Snape noticed that and yelled "DETENTION FOR THE BOTH OF YOU AND A BAJILLION HOUSE POINTS TAKEN AWAY, BITCHES!" Then, out of no where, and in the nude, Professor McGonagall shows up and gets Snape in the butt with her 2-inch penis. She persuades Snape to have the detention and the house points taken away and instead award Gryffindor with a gajillion house points. Then Dumbledore shows up, in the nude, and smacks Snape in the face with his 32-inch wang. Snape flies out the window and smacks into a tree and dies. Then Dumbledore wraps his weenie around his leg 50 times and goes over to tell McGonagall to leave and to let him punish Harry and Hermione for their actions. McGonagall leaves, with her nipples pointy and erect. Then Dumbledore sees McGonagall's pointy nipples, gets an erection and his erected penis smacks Harry in the face and knocks him up into the next floor and then Dumbledore says "that's what I call knocking someone up." Dumbledore rapes Hermione then Frodo and Sam walk in and start making out. Dumbledore sees this and smacks them out the window with his large penis and they fly into the forbidden forest to be devoured by the Centaurs that live there. Harry comes back down to the bathroom with a big dent on his face then beats Dumbledore. Beats Dumbledore off, which is very scary. I'll do us all a favor and not explain it. Then eventually Dumbledore gets right and his penis becomes a fire hose and squirts things everywhere, nearly killing Hermione, so Harry sticks Dumbledore's penis out the window so that he can empty it. Malfoy shows back up ad yells "I HAVE A SMALL WEENIE, HAGRID SAID SO!" said the nude Malfoy. Then Hagrid shows back up in the nude and says, "Boy, I did not say that, I said you have NO WEENIE because you have boy and girl chromosomes. Now get back to fixing me a sandwich, bitch!" Hagrid then smacks Malfoy with his whip and Malfoy runs out of the bathroom with Hagrid close behind yelling "SANDWICH, BITCH, NOW!" Dumbledore was bored, then Vin Diesel shows up in the nude and says "I'M BI, I'LL FUCK ANY OF YOU!" Dumbledore smacks Vin with his penis and Vin flies out the window and is knocked out. Then Dumbledore gets bored again and smacks Harry with his penis. Hermione yells "Home run" as Harry soars through the air. Then Dumbledore threatens to rape Hermione if she doesn't leave in a minute. Hermione leaves really fast then Dumbledore smacks himself in the head with his penis and becomes knocked out..
The End
