Yoyoyo y’all. I would like you to include my review of “Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past” on your site. Include this and I will love you forever.
“It is good and you can throw bushes at people. Bet you’ve never thrown a bush at someone before, have you? Well now you can. Link takes this SNES game to the max, with the new ability to pick up a bush, and throw it. You would be surprised, as I was, to find out that the bushes are actually fairly good projectiles, and can be used to harm the green and blue men. Especially the blue men because they are shit. My thumb was constantly bashing one, the bleu one to be specific, until I’d thrown all of the bushes. And they grow back in a matter of minutes! Therefore, I would recommend this game to anyone who particularly feels like launching a hedge at a complete stranger brandishing a sword. A much safer alternative to actually throwing a bush at a blade-wielding psycho. 10/10 – Bushtastic!”
By MoonTang
[Note from MeesChees - Now, as this review is rather short compared to the others, I feel like writing a note. This fellow is one of the bards from a merry travelling gypsy skacore band known as the B*Team. Visit them at www.the-bteam.co.uk. Ok? Let’s hope he writes more times for us. We need funny.]
