days till missy's bday
ty and missy are sexy beasts
hey im missy. wow i havent updated this forever. lets see... whats new. um oh yeah i graduated!! yay!! i havent got to update my site bcause i have been 'pon the high seas being a ninja pirate . i have had to chase the evil captin squirrelbeard all over the damn place. here is an artist's depiction of captin squirrelbeard. notice his nappy beard and tail (it is a tail NOT a wang, ty). he is holding my magical mango goblet that he stole from me (the reason i am chasing him). i still have not gotten it back but being a pirate is hard work so i came home to rest and plan my next attack. ok, i really came home to take a shower and eat my mom's food but im gonna work on that plan soon.
when im not being a ninja pirate, i like to harrass people, drink the mango juice, color, stare at the wall, play video games , karate chop my mom for eating my shnitzle, and help prevent overpopulation by running people over. i love my dog, cheesecake, the color blue, bamboo, running people over, eating souls and feasting on sweet eye juices, watchin spongebob and southpark , and being a ninja pirate. i dont like squirrels. especially evil pirate squirrels. i dont like alycen because she is a ho. i wouldnt be suprised if she was in cahoots with captin squirrelbeard. one day they will both be defeted. hopefully soon so i can update my website again.
SAVE THE KITTENS!!!
5 things you can do while in walmart
poke the penguin a bunch of times, see what happens, its funny (this is not an ad)
cool websites
oliverbot
crossword puzzles
virtual pet boyfriends
virtual pranks
crapola
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congratulations, Missy. you are the kiss my ass happy
bunny. You don't care about anyone or anything.
You must be so proud
which happy bunny are you?
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-need someone to talk to but dont like people? talk to my homie oliverbot.
- crossword puzzles are fun... just ask your grandma!
tired of real boys? get a virtual one! they're so much easier to deal with and if you dont like him, there is a "dump him" button... i wish real guys were like that
do pranks on your friends online, send them a news artical saying they are toilet paper theifs or other dumb crap.
this is... um... crapola