LOVE, SERIOUSLY?!

Opposites attract, that’s what they say,
But is it really just a lie?
It doesn’t make sense for a Brady Bunch girl
To fall in love with an unlucky guy.

The story stars a stressed out Jew,
Who desperately needed a lay,
And invited to formal a cute girl he knew,
To show his frat he was not gay.

The supporting actress – a Catholic girl,
Admired by all of the guys.
With a sexy body and long blonde hair,
And a pair of gorgeous blue eyes.




Raised all the way out on Long Island,
She never took anyone’s shit,
But inside her was a sweet, caring girl
(Which she would never, ever admit)

The screenplay was blank, nothing was known
The opening curtain was a bathroom door,
With the lighting completely blacked out,
An interesting story to come, for sure.

Act I begins on April 7th
With the same old cliché plot.
Guy meets girl and girl meets guy…
And they both throw up a lot.

Our story’s set in Bethlehem,
Where it was definitely meant to stay,
But the setting somehow wasn’t enough,
And it moved to her home one day.




That begins the sex scenes,
And the girl was glad she stayed,
Because now she was finally satisfied,
And the Jew finally got laid!

Sex at all times of the day,
In the tub and against a tree,
In the chapter room and the living room,
Where Allie got to see.

After a return to school,
The Jew’s life was at an all time high.
The times were unforgettable
In that room in Delta Phi.




Morning Dunkin, morning sex,
Laying in bed til way past noon.
Morning talks and morning cocktails,
And the wonderful morning spoon.

Knowing of the difficult times ahead,
The lovers continued on,
Making the best of every day and night
Before it would be gone.

It was finally time for intermission,
When the couple had to part,
But he left with a sincere promise,
To keep her in his heart.




Thoughts of his girlfriend all the time,
And still remaining true.
Waiting for her to visit Spain,
And looking forward to Act II.

Still in love through intermission,
Even though they’re far away,
So we’ll postpone it for a couple weeks,
So Happy Pre-Valentine’s Day!