You are from South Portland if.....

• You always have the hunger to go to Amato’s for an Italian sandwich and Pazzo bread.
• You have argued over who’s ice cream is better...Red’s or Dairy Queen? I’d say Red’s?
• You refer to South Portland as SoPo.
• You realize there is nothing to do in South Portland after 10 PM.
• Late Night Denny’s trips are a norm!
• The SHOP or South Portland House of Pizza is a frequent hang out spot.
• You were a member of the Zoo Crew and accidentally still say RIOTS in any sports huddle.
• You still like to make fun of Thor Neilson by pronouncing the “H” in Thor and you still hate him.
• You have run at least one of the following: The Easy Beasley, The Dunkin Dairy or Ficket-Sawyer-Stilman.
• In middle school you scrounged for cash to buy a slice of pizza from the Pizza Joint across the street.
• You think the maine mall and all places in SoPo closes way to early.
• You were pissed when the Nickelodeon in Portland started charging more than $1.50 for a movie!
• You despised the other middle school kids in town, but became best friends with them in high school since you were forced to be together. But also freaked out when the school board threaten to combined the middle schools.
• At night in the summer Old Orchard Beach (a.k.a. OOB) is the place to be, along with Bill’s Pizza in the Old Port.
• You have attended every high school football game, but still hated them because they got everything.
• You have cheered more for Rizzo than the actual players on the field, and that cheering involved chanting R-I-Z-Z-O over and over again!
• The Spring Point Festival is the smallest festival in the world, but you still go every year.
• You were banned from area restaurants after school dances.
• You have yelled Cramer’s name out a window just so he would drop everything, stick his arms up, and say “Heeeeeyyy”
• You have RIOT PRIDE and were the best in the STATE at many sports.