I dont suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it

Dont play stupid with me......Im better at it!

Was today really necessary?

I'm not as dumb as you look.

Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it!

Its been one of those days all week

Short Chicks rock!

I think....therefore i'm dangerious

The heart never speaks..yet listen to it and it shall tell you all you need to know

T.G.I.F Thank God I'm Female.

In theory, everything works.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

It's all fun and games untill someone gets hurt....then it's hilarious!

Change is good...you go first!

Quiet brain! or i'll poke you with another Q-tip.

How about never? is never good for you?

Do i look like a freakin' People Person?

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

Don't believe everything you think.

Your child may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.

I just love nonverbal communication!

Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.