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What up¿ Fuck ya! I'm Jeff, 17, brown hair w/blonde hilights, gothic green eyes. I only wear American Eagle , Abercrombie and Fitch, and Hollister (copy of Abercrombie for yall stupid folks). I'm ya basic AbErCroMbie PiMP :) This is muh profile, so if ya don't like it then fuck off! So yea recently I may have gotten back in to drugs again (seriously everyday now) but still...and yea i may have gotten kicked out of Rummel....but yea still....im fukin happy aint i? |
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Linzie: You are deff my fuckin ghetto gurl..i mean ya got the ghetto clothes, the fuckin nameplate now ATTACHED TO A FIGARO! Ah...how can i forgot the times we had? Why do we stay hiiiiiiiigh?? Linzie, "we roll tight whips everyday". Memba.. "ya moms got a neat!" of course ya do, and what about "bush...george bush?".lol. You were the one who gave me muh highlights that neva went away...i had them bitches for at least 3 months! All those times we got hiiiiigh....and u insisted u were in Mexico. And of course ill always remember sittin outside amys house on my homecoming in the FREEEEEZIN cold makin prank calls to Ronald or whatever the fuck his name was....one daiquiri and u beez on tha floor! And of course there will always be that time where me and u and merebear stayed on the phone for like 8 hours prank callin Midol... "My tampon is stuck in muh third hole...help me!!!" And of course i gots to rememba the time u also raped me on annes bros floor and i still don't remember how i got "tucked"..lol love ya always...you were my winter formal date..and for the 2nd year in a row...my date passed out 2 hours afta we left the dance...love ya
Liz: ---currently undecided due to recent events
Meredith: My prank callin buddy!! "yes i would like some prayer..my daughter is a slut!" and stayin up late ordering shit for anne from some religious shit. you were always the one who would do that for me...ya my little Chalmette gurl with her pimpin Saturn! The first time i met ya i slapped ya ass and that x tried to kill me. Yea...i owe u so much in my lifetime. all those times u drove from Chalmette to Kenner just to pick my ass up cause my damn parents wont give me muh fuckin license. But i deff gotta give ya props for that. You are always the nice little sweet one whos always there when someone needs a friend to talk to...your like my little Barbie Girl...and you love that damn song. And you steal all my cds!! its cool though i don't care...you can have a cd from me anytime you want one. oh yea! you also stole all muh lawn gnomes! And you took pictures of em everywhere! my moms still wondering where that damn thing is. but there more to come in our friendship. And ill neva forget the time ya raped me on annes bro's floor....god damn lol. And also, who could ferget the last time at Amys when me and u were in Annes car while they went to get daiquaris and you were beeein so sweeeet talkin about ya new phone and puttin in muh colors and shit, maybe cause ya were a lil drunk!!..lol that was fun. .. love ya :) good luck with yta new b/f eventhough u got like 4 of em right??
Amy: Yea...you weren't there for the raping of me on annes bros floor and i guess your prob happy bout that. But your my party animal...god damn u throw the best fuckin parties! I aint known ya as long so i cant say that much about ya but i love ya and u prob know that cause i have complimented the fuck out of ya telling everyone "Amy's the shit" cause u treat your friends with respect and i love that and you make me feel good when im around ya cause u a caring person. We don't have many memories yet...but theres deff a few. And i love ya cat MIKEY...did you know that's my bros name? well your my party animal and im waitin for the next party at ya house. And ya deff got a fiya ass car. love ya...AMY!!! well u know what i mean
Tiffany: There's so much to say bout u....damn fuck we party buku don't we?? FUCKING RIGHT!!! Tiff, 'why do we stay hiiiigggggh?' hehe.. well ur the most fuckin beautiful person on this earth in my eyes, u drive every kind of car imaginable (but tha Monte Carlo is the best) u fuckin live in a house bigger then mine linzies, annes, and amys compared, u just tha perfect party animal! God damn we have had some good times....memba tha time in ya car with anne on prom night and i was there and we got loaded off the smallest joint and i mean we were fucccckkkekd up! and Anne tried to turn on tha light when the light wasn't even in the spot she was trying 4?? I'm still sorry about the time u came to muh house and didnt have nothin to smoke....its cool ima smoke ya up again...prob tomorrrow 2!!!
Jenn: my bros wife (well one day) god...you know i have the biggest fuckin crush on ya. lol..its so obvious just look in my room theres pic of ya everywhere! Ya nick-name Jugusarious Rex deff suits ya well...but dont take that offensively. Shit we had some fun times togetha...memba when we went to the movies togetha to see American Pie 2? deff the most fun i ever had at the movies! You are a good person cause u help me out with alot of things...you buy me joes when i need em and i owe ya so much for that! also you talk to me when im down cause mikeys not here and i help you when hes not here so we are perfect for each other as friends. there so much more i could say about you but i cant think of em right now lol! but don't worry...i put the speakers back! lol ...love ya:)
J.C. SCANDALOUS! Muh boy! ya hurrrd? yea i know your smart...im burnt..how our friendship came to be puzzles me...well ya lil pyro there is so much i could say about our friendship! Yea. i know im in love with ya sis even though she is 2 years younger..she is still hott. I still got that hole in my backyard from your Styrophome and Gasoline mixture you lit on fire..you were right, the grass really doesnt grow back! Of course..prob our best memory is deff, "well where am i going to sit?" that time in ur house...god i love Destrehan! And i still gotta thank ya for takin me to that plantation....and for puttin up with all my smoking and shit hehhe. Who could forget the time that me and u were accused of smoking weed behing the school by patrick because we could not stop laughin!! lol, and also loose the damn skull caps. Hm....do ya remember the time at my house when i covered ya whole face in shaving cream!! omg thaty was great!!And of course who could forget the time we tried to get u to do flips on Erics trampoline and u jumped out more then actually flipping!! Who could forget the time that i just decided on that the door was my next thing to interprit! And what about the FBI? i mean yea i am sure the would deff come running for me! why? cause im special! AND WERE GOIN TO JAMACIA ON AUGUST 3rd!! CANT FUCKING WAIT....
Bryan: Chuck E. Cheese..Cha-ching...ding dang dong with tha comission!.. But ya...we are avid movie lovas. "Gupta!" (insider). Uhh..fond memories. well there is deff alot, i think i finally regained ya trust (hopefully). Your not a pyro, and your deff not a rebel. but your u and that's good....im still tight with ya brother..."we beez big pimpin with out puka and Hollister". Lets not forget that first sleep over, and Bonquisha came to be...lol "Omg britney spears concert stage. why isn't this being played with?" and of course...gotta remember those "tiny bubbles" lol hehah. Anyways u the shit too..you might not think i think of u to be tha shit..but I do...ya do know how to have a good time with your amazing collection of games (and dvd's) and we did have fun that time we covered jc in shaving cream!Who could forget the time we dissed jean so much...i mean no woman in the world just has hair that way i mean its scary! And when is the day we are going to get JC high and take him to walmart--tell him its Abercrombie and let him buy Wal Mart Brand clothes! ..lata toad.
Eric: The pyro or all pyros. My god...of course you are the one who ribs on me the most. yea i smoke weed sometimes...but there no reason for u to say im burnt! oh yeaaaa...memba that "burnt cheese" yea i didnt invent the word burnt, but i still would like to think that i did. :) ahh! yea your the only one in our lil group that would ever get drunk with me..and im still waiting for that day to come! yea im "Quatiee" your mom finally gave me a damn pet name....well what else can i say about u? your damn fireworks destroyed my entire back yard..oh yea and im sorry about setting your leg on fire with my flammable thing. Oh yea and also the time u spooted me when i was under the car down the street hiding from you was not fun...why wasnt it? cause i was quite content and when i tried to get out i couldnt!! lol. Also, i dont like the fact that we were accused of egging Bryans house. do you? no...and im still pissed bout that. Why do i have to wear a seatbelt in the backseat of your car??? i mean jesus!!, oh and also SUGGESTION, get AUTOMATIC LOCKS so i dont forget to lock the damn door!! lol hehe Oh yea!! remeber the time that we were jumpin on ur trampoline and i got down and ur damn dog started humping me!!! ahhh iver never been so violated! but gtg...lata toad. Couget - GONNA FUCKIN KICK YA ASSS WHEN I SEE YA Chris O - Im sorry butnow that i am out of rummel for good...i can say this...YOUR A FUCKING FAGGET!
WORK PEOPLE Mindy - Hmmm.....u tried hooking me and Stephanie up but it backfired and now me and you are going out...what a shock?? Yea some people dont see how we are going out but i see it and im sure you do too. IM A FUCKING POTHEAD AGAIN BECAUSE OF YOU!!! IF you think about the amount of drugs we have done since we started going out....god damn thats alot.....MEmba your prom night how FUCKEEED up i was? damn that was a good fucking night....what about the time we went bowling...jesus...come to think of it almost everywhere we go we are fucked up so ya know...its cool....luv ya Rita: Rita and TITO!....Rita u were the one who is responsible for getting me a job there. IF you wouldnt have let me in then I wouldnt have gotten an application and wouldnt have been working there.....good shit. Memba tha time we smoked behind the dumpster at work?? that was fun and risky but fun....u should have come to the sleep out...it was tha shit. Hmm,...what else is there to day...ahh yea remember the time i caught ya stealin from tha merch room and u were like "JEFF PLEASE I WANT IT" but yea its cool...its also a little weird that everything in the merch room you have something of each thing in ur room....KLEPTO!!! Kelly C: Kelly C, you know u are the most popular girl at work....when some1 needs to say something about someone or just needs to talk to some1 they fuckin come talk to u....
SAD TO SAY...but the enemies...... Todd: yea you are the freakiest mother fucker i ever knew....stay the fuck away from me! Yea you tried to kill me several times but still stay the fuck away from me and be with ur prized pig stephanie. fuck you! Prized Pig (AKA Stephanie)...you hog!! as me and linzie would say "Run before she causes an earthquake", what do you weigh like 499 pounds...but not only that you WEAR THE SAME DAMN CLOTHES!!!! omg...i mean its ok for a guy to wear the same jeans alot...but for a girl to wear the same damn skirt is just nasty!! fuck you!
If ya aint on here...then ur obviously not important enough..all other friends of mine..sorry ya didn't make the cut...hahaha maybe next time.....
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