Ellen Myers is like... the coolest girl I know.. and here's why!There are many reasons Ellen is AWESOME! I only have room for three pictures, so here are some reasons that didn't come with pictures. 1. Ketchup. I actually don't know anything about this, but Tony told me it's really funny, so I thought I would add it. 2. Ellen is going to teach me how to ski! 3. Ellen is the bowling goddess. 4. She is a basketball champion. She is going to be number one draft out of highschool. There are tons of recruiters at every Clarion High School Game! 5. Ellen is such a nice friend that she fell down the steps so she could go to the hospital the day of my surgery :)
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Ellen Plays The Baritone
She has been playing the baritone since she was 5 years old. Here is Ellen at age 7, playing her old, beat up baritone. She is so nice that she gave this baritone to me to play! Ellen has gone to many national baritone championships, all of which she has won. (10!!) Our section isn't very good, only because Ellen hides her talent so the rest of the band isn't put to shame. Ellen is probably the nicest person I know.
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Ellen LOVES bunnies
If you ask Ellen what her favorite animal is, she will most likely answer "rabbits, GOSH!" Contrary to popular belief, Ellen did not kill a rabbit, because she loves them too much. However, if she did, WHICH SHE DIDN'T, it probably would have happen kind of like this. One day, Ellen was mowing her lawn with a push mower. *remember, none of this really happened.. I'm making it all up.* So anyway.. Ellen is mowing with a push mower, and there's this pile of dead grass. As she mows over it, a rabbit pops out of its hole under the grass and gets grinded up by the mower. The only proof of this Ellen has that it was a rabbit (if this really happened, which it didn't) is the fact that after she felt the running over of something, little rabbits ran by her feet. I'm glad this didn't really happen though, because if it did I might have a hard time being Ellen's friend.
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I Swear This Story Is True
See that nice, cute dolphin? Well, ELLEN ATE HIM. I'm not kidding. She was bragging about it at band one day, and I, along with a couple others, overheard her, so we decided to investigate. Turns out, Ellen has a secret dolphin lair under her pool where she keeps the dolphins until she eats them. She can't buy them at a fish store, because her dolphin meat has to be FRESH! When I saw this lair, I thought it was all a nightmare. Sadly, it isn't. Ellen raises dolphins so she can eat them, which is ILLEGAL! Well, if it isn't, it should be! I have threatned to call PETA, but I need more proof of her dolphin-eating activities. So if you are ever at Ellen's at she goes to the bathroom or something, go under her pool and take some dolphin pictures so we can have her arrested! *This story is true, unlike the rabbit story) |
