KiBe 06 (1:03:09 AM): Once upon a time, there was a chipmunk.
KiBe 06 (1:03:14 AM): His name was Timmy
BradyS96 (1:03:15 AM): LOL
BradyS96 (1:03:41 AM): hurry up
BradyS96 (1:03:50 AM): im gunna die...
KiBe 06 (1:03:52 AM): It was a sunny December night, and Timmy decided to go on a walk through the forest.
KiBe 06 (1:04:05 AM): While he was walking, he tripped and fell.. into a mouse hole!
BradyS96 (1:04:10 AM): AHHH
KiBe 06 (1:04:32 AM): Meanwhile, Susie the mouse was sitting in her hole when all of a sudden.. A CHIPMUNK FELL IN! She screamed.
KiBe 06 (1:04:34 AM): Timmy screamed!
KiBe 06 (1:05:02 AM): When they both finished screaming, they fell istantly and madly in love, and called the stork up right away.
KiBe 06 (1:05:54 AM): Bob the stork answered the phone to hear a mouse excitedly tell him she needed 5 chipmunk/mouse babies named Ralph, Thomas, Frank, Gertrude, and Paulie.. so he put on his pants and flew the babies down.
KiBe 06 (1:06:09 AM): Timmy and Susie later got married and lived happily ever after.
KiBe 06 (1:06:11 AM): The end!
BradyS96 (1:06:49 AM): ok
BradyS96 (1:06:58 AM): nobody died
KiBe 06 (1:07:02 AM): Sorry..
KiBe 06 (1:07:05 AM): let me take out the end.
BradyS96 (1:07:18 AM): just say...all the babies later died
BradyS96 (1:07:26 AM): they all got eated by a fox
KiBe 06 (1:07:28 AM): Then one day, as Timmy, Susie, and the kids were on a stroll, the stork ate them. All of them.
KiBe 06 (1:07:43 AM): And Bob lived hapily ever after.
KiBe 06 (1:07:44 AM): The end!
KiBe 06 (6:07:52 PM): I think we need to start over
KangarooCheez42 (6:08:14 PM): ok...Bob realized that she wasnt a woman animal cracker
KangarooCheez42 (6:08:21 PM): new story
KiBe 06 (6:08:27 PM): Good idea..!
KiBe 06 (6:08:30 PM): You start
KangarooCheez42 (6:08:31 PM): k?
KangarooCheez42 (6:08:58 PM): Once upon a time there was a furry little squirrel named
KiBe 06 (6:09:23 PM): Garfunkel. Garfunkel wasn't liked by anyone at school because of his
KangarooCheez42 (6:09:36 PM): oversized
KiBe 06 (6:09:45 PM): lumpy
KangarooCheez42 (6:09:55 PM): eyes
KiBe 06 (6:10:54 PM): But one day, a girl chipmunk named Betsey approached him. This was weird, because no one ever talked to Garfunkel. She looked in his eyes and sweetly asked
KangarooCheez42 (6:11:42 PM): where he got such huge eyes, Garfunkel started to cry because he thought this was
KiBe 06 (6:12:08 PM): her attempt at making fun of him, until she said "No, I asked this because
KangarooCheez42 (6:13:29 PM): i want a pair of those, eventually a place at the mall started making eyes like Garfunkels because there was such a high demand for them, Garfunkel thought this idea was
KiBe 06 (6:14:06 PM): just ridiculous! Why would anyone want eyes like his?
KangarooCheez42 (6:16:29 PM): one day Garfunkel decided to go down to the mall and ask the store why there was such a high demand for eyes like his...the store clerk answered by saying that Halloween was coming up soon. Garfunkel was starting to get real
KiBe 06 (6:17:24 PM): depressed, and he began to comtemplate suicide, until he realized that suicide was death. He decided that he didn't want to die, he wanted to make something of himself! So he decided he wanted to be a famous
KangarooCheez42 (6:18:48 PM): Model...Garfunkel went down to the local modeling center and asked if they had any openings for any shows, the man at the desk told Garfunkel that they did have some openings, but
KiBe 06 (6:19:05 PM): he would have to dress up like a woman. Garfunkel said
KangarooCheez42 (6:20:55 PM): that he didnt want to dress up like a woman and asked if they had any openings for any male shows, the man answered by saying that they were strictly a female service, so Garfunkel had to go find a male modeling agency...Eventually he found one but they were closed for Halloween weekend so Garfunkel
KiBe 06 (6:21:31 PM): slept outside the agency and waited for Halloween to be over. However, on Halloween night, while he was sleeping, some kids came up to him and
KangarooCheez42 (6:22:44 PM): took all his clothes, Garfunkel didnt want to go into the agency naked so he went and did some chores for old people who paid him nicely enough that he could go get some clothes, the only problem with this was
KiBe 06 (6:23:41 PM): they wanted him to "please" them. He had a hard time deciding what to do. It was wrong to "please" old people for money, but then again.. he REALLY needed clothes. Finally he decided that
KangarooCheez42 (6:25:54 PM): he would ask them for money so he could go hire someone to do thatl, of course the old people gave him the money, but when Garfunkel was done collecting the money, he went straight to the store to buy some clothes...with the extra money that Garfunkel had, he went out and
KiBe 06 (6:26:21 PM): bought really little kids to do his dirty work
KangarooCheez42 (6:27:07 PM): of course the kids did whatever Garfunkel wanted them to do because he was paying each of them $2!!
KiBe 06 (6:27:38 PM): And $2 was a LOT of money to these 6 year olds. But anyway, back to the story. Finally, the agency opened again.
KangarooCheez42 (6:29:14 PM): Garfunkel went in and asked them if they had any openings, but the dood at the desk said, "not for anyone with eyes as hiteous as ur!"
KiBe 06 (6:29:49 PM): then Garfunkel said "What if I wore a mask? I hear masks are SEXY! (He was just making this up, of course)", but the dood said
KangarooCheez42 (6:32:03 PM): "FUCK NO!! I DONT THINK A MASK WOULD FIT OVER THEM EYES!" (the man started laughing like a donkey) HE-HAW-HE-HAW-HE-HAW-HE-HAW...Garfunkel then decided to
v KiBe 06 (6:32:39 PM): kill him. So he put poison in his glass f iced tea. The dood saw him, but he was stupid, so he drank it anyway.
KangarooCheez42 (6:34:48 PM): The police were after Garfunkel in a matter of hours, Garfunkel was stopped on the interstate...but he wouldnt give up with out a fight, he pulled out his pistol and started shooting at the 10 police men who had stopped him
KiBe 06 (6:35:21 PM): But inside his gun were rubber bullets! The police started laughing and told Garfunkel he should join the circus.
KangarooCheez42 (6:37:20 PM): Garfunkel did as he was told, he joined the high-wire team, but one day in practice he fell off the 30 foot high wire with no net underneath him
KiBe 06 (6:37:45 PM): And the lumpiness in his eyes squished and went bye-bye!
KangarooCheez42 (6:38:57 PM): The next day he went back to the modeling aency and they said he was the best looking squirrel they had ever seen so they hired him right on the spot, but one day during a show
KiBe 06 (6:39:10 PM): he coughed out a big
KangarooCheez42 (6:40:15 PM): penis, and the crowd thought he was trying to kill them so they pulled out their real guns with real bullets and started shooting Garfunkel...sadly, Garfunkel
KiBe 06 (6:40:47 PM): didn't die, even though everyne wanted him to. He continued to model, but trripped and fell and broke his
KangarooCheez42 (6:41:04 PM): neck and died
KangarooCheez42 (6:41:05 PM): the end
KiBe 06 (6:41:45 PM): Then he came back to life and killed everyone who ever looked at his lumpy eyes, then he died again.
KiBe 06 (6:41:47 PM): The real end!
KiBe 06 (6:44:06 PM): Woo!
BradyS96 (1:10:16 AM): They fucked all the time.
KiBe 06 (1:10:35 AM): It was a lot of fun
BradyS96 (1:10:53 AM): One day, Kim decided to go get a pregnancy test
. KiBe 06 (1:11:06 AM): She was pregnant!
BradyS96 (1:11:40 AM): She was going to have not 3, not 4, not even 5 babies. Kim was going to have 7
KiBe 06 (1:12:00 AM): Kim started laughing, because she found out she was 9 1/2 months pregnant
BradyS96 (1:12:42 AM): But Brady and Kim had only been gettin their jiggy with its on for 9 1/4 months.
KiBe 06 (1:13:09 AM): So then she realized that Brady was only the father of 5 babies she had in her tummy..
BradyS96 (1:13:55 AM): They decided to name the children, Harold, Albine, Jesto, Hampton and
KiBe 06 (1:14:10 AM): Brady Jr.
BradyS96 (1:15:03 AM): Brady asked Kim who the father of her other 2 children were]
KiBe 06 (1:15:11 AM): and she said "Guess!"
BradyS96 (1:15:31 AM): Brady started guessing name after name after name.
KiBe 06 (1:15:46 AM): And he finally got it right when he guessed that the father was
BradyS96 (1:16:16 AM): The chipmunk named Timmy!
KiBe 06 (1:16:35 AM): When Kim had her babies.. there were 5 pretty ones and two ugly, furry ones
BradyS96 (1:16:59 AM): So Brady and Kim decided to kill the 5 pretty ones
KiBe 06 (1:17:20 AM): And they raised the two chipmunks kids and sent them to work at the circus
BradyS96 (1:18:12 AM): They were doing a tightrope walk when all of a sudden, a FOX named Furpondega came into the tent
KiBe 06 (1:18:26 AM): and ate them
BradyS96 (1:19:03 AM): Kim and Brady went on vacation
KiBe 06 (1:19:09 AM): and had more babies
KiBe 06 (1:19:16 AM): but then they all died instantly
BradyS96 (1:19:22 AM): THE END
KiBe 06 (1:19:24 AM): WOO!
BradyS96 (1:19:27 AM): wait
BradyS96 (1:20:22 AM): Brady suddenly came back to life and punched Kim in the face because God had told Brady that Kim had cheated on him with a fat red-headed kid named
KiBe 06 (1:20:39 AM): Zack!
BradyS96 (1:20:51 AM): then Brady suddenly died....again
BradyS96 (1:20:55 AM): THE END
KiBe 06 (1:20:56 AM): The end!
BradyS96 (1:20:59 AM): AGAIN
KiBe 06 (6:04:42 PM): No one loved them because they were losers
BradyS96 (6:05:48 PM): not just any losers, they were smart losers... So one day they decided to go on
KiBe 06 (6:06:08 PM): American Idol so they could show the world their great voices
BradyS96 (6:06:44 PM): Everybody on the show loved them, accept Simon, he hated their lovely voices, so he decided to
KiBe 06 (6:06:59 PM): pay hitmen to kill them but
BradyS96 (6:07:41 PM): his plan backfired, Simon didnt know that the three children were karate masters
KiBe 06 (6:08:14 PM): so when the hitmen tried to kill them, the kids threatned to karate chop them in their..
BradyS96 (6:08:34 PM): volkswagon
KiBe 06 (6:08:55 PM): so the hitmen surrendered and told them that Simon was hiding in
BradyS96 (6:09:11 PM): The Playboy mansion
KiBe 06 (6:09:31 PM): and the kids got excited because Hugh Hefner was their
BradyS96 (6:09:53 PM): bed buddy
KiBe 06 (6:10:08 PM): So they went to the playboy mansion and asked if Simon was there
BradyS96 (6:10:55 PM): Hugh said no, but he did remember that Simon told him that he was going to the
KiBe 06 (6:11:10 PM): hole where Suddaim Hussein was caught hiding
BradyS96 (6:12:09 PM): So the children set out on an adventure even though they didnt know where
KiBe 06 (6:12:21 PM): Iraq really was
BradyS96 (6:13:10 PM): so they went to Seattle to watch
KiBe 06 (6:13:27 PM): CNN, and they found where Iraq was so
BradyS96 (6:15:40 PM): they went back to The Playboy Mansion to ask Hugh for some money for the plane ride to
KiBe 06 (6:16:03 PM): IRaq, and Hugh said "Sure.. and take some of my Playboy bunnies with you!" and the kids said
BradyS96 (6:18:21 PM): "GEE THANKS!" but Tinkerbell wasnt happy about this, she said
BradyS96 (6:18:27 PM): kim
BradyS96 (6:18:30 PM): its your turn
KiBe 06 (6:18:35 PM): "Are there any male prostitues for ME to take?"
BradyS96 (6:19:41 PM): Hugh said no, but he did tell them about a few crossdressers that he had seen down the road.. So the children started down the road to find
KiBe 06 (6:19:54 PM): the crossdressers, and kidnapped them and
BradyS96 (6:20:46 PM): took them on the plane with them, they were on the plane when all of a sudden
KiBe 06 (6:20:56 PM): they were in Iraq!
BradyS96 (6:21:00 PM): lol
KiBe 06 (6:21:06 PM): :-)
KiBe 06 (6:21:11 PM): Your turn!
BradyS96 (6:21:23 PM): said Tinkerbell
KiBe 06 (6:21:34 PM): and then the crossdresser
BradyS96 (6:22:17 PM): took off his clothes and started dancing like a little girl
KiBe 06 (6:22:27 PM): Tinkerbell felt uncomfortable because
BradyS96 (6:22:54 PM): this guy wasnt really a guy, it was a
KiBe 06 (6:23:05 PM): squirrel that was really
BradyS96 (6:23:13 PM): furry
KiBe 06 (6:23:21 PM): but TInkerbell didn't mind and she
BradyS96 (6:23:55 PM): rubbed whipped cream all over the squirrel, while the boys just sat back and watched
KiBe 06 (6:24:32 PM): The Tinkerbell ate the squirrel, litteraly and the boys
BradyS96 (6:24:53 PM): screamed and ran away
KiBe 06 (6:25:10 PM): but by this time the plane had landed ride beside the hiding hole so
BradyS96 (6:25:31 PM): The children got out of the plane and ran around in circles
KiBe 06 (6:25:46 PM): and then Jarold tirpped in the hole and fell in so
BradyS96 (6:26:23 PM): he climbed out and they went looking for the hole
KiBe 06 (6:26:43 PM): but they had just found it so they
BradyS96 (6:27:07 PM): ran around in circles, but when they went in they didnt find
KiBe 06 (6:27:14 PM): Simon but they did find
BradyS96 (6:27:39 PM): 15 Playboy magazines. This must mean they are hot on Simons trail
KiBe 06 (6:27:58 PM): so they cimlibed out of the hole, got back on the plane, and went straight for
BradyS96 (6:28:10 PM): Atlantis
KiBe 06 (6:28:15 PM): Where they found
BradyS96 (6:28:24 PM): The Little Mermaid
KiBe 06 (6:28:38 PM): By this time the children were very hungry so
BradyS96 (6:28:47 PM): They ate her
BradyS96 (6:28:50 PM): lol
KiBe 06 (6:29:00 PM): They thought she tasted
BradyS96 (6:29:05 PM): like fish
KiBe 06 (6:29:08 PM): but they liked it
BradyS96 (6:29:32 PM): After they had digested her, her little friend
KiBe 06 (6:30:00 PM): Barney the dinosaur swam by and said
BradyS96 (6:31:10 PM): "I love you, you love me, We're a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too."
KiBe 06 (6:31:28 PM): and the kids said "Eww.. cooties!" and
BradyS96 (6:31:39 PM): killed Barney
KiBe 06 (6:31:45 PM): then they ate him too
BradyS96 (6:32:15 PM): The children looked at each other and they swam to the Bermuda Triangle where they suddenly
KiBe 06 (6:32:21 PM): found Simon!
BradyS96 (6:32:59 PM): They were so tired from looking for him, they took a nap, but when they woke up, Simon was
KiBe 06 (6:33:07 PM): laying on top of them
BradyS96 (6:33:46 PM): The children screamed and ran away, They came back 3
KiBe 06 (6:33:53 PM): seconds later, and
BradyS96 (6:34:02 PM): killed Simon
KiBe 06 (6:34:08 PM): then they ate him
BradyS96 (6:34:14 PM): And he was dead
KiBe 06 (6:34:20 PM): and the world was happy
BradyS96 (6:34:28 PM): and so were the children
KiBe 06 (6:34:58 PM): The End!
BradyS96 (6:35:34 PM): But suddenly after this story ended, out of nowhere comes this huge fork and killed all the children
KiBe 06 (6:35:39 PM): WOO!
BradyS96 (6:35:43 PM): THE END
KiBe 06 (6:35:47 PM): The REAL end!
BradyS96 (6:35:52 PM): lol
KiBe 06 (6:35:55 PM): :-)
KiBe 06 (6:36:12 PM): I'ts gonna be called "The Three Little Cannibalistic American Idol Finalists"
BradyS96 (6:36:26 PM): LOL
KiBe 06 (6:36:29 PM): :-D
BradyS96 (6:36:36 PM): they ate Barney
BradyS96 (6:36:39 PM): lol
KiBe 06 (6:36:51 PM): And Simon and a mermaid!
BradyS96 (6:36:56 PM): yea..
BradyS96 (6:36:57 PM): lol
BradyS96 (11:16:47 PM): u start story time
KiBe 06 (11:16:54 PM): Once upon a time
BradyS96 (11:17:13 PM): there was a guy named michael jackson
KiBe 06 (11:17:21 PM): who had three, large
BradyS96 (11:17:26 PM): penises
KiBe 06 (11:17:38 PM): He was very proud of this.
BradyS96 (11:17:50 PM): Why was he proud of this u ask?
KiBe 06 (11:18:05 PM): Because one was black, one was white, and the third was
BradyS96 (11:18:31 PM): half and half...he liked the third one the most though because of its unique
KiBe 06 (11:18:55 PM): shape, because it was shaped like
BradyS96 (11:19:17 PM): a girraffe
KiBe 06 (11:19:35 PM): This was very appealing to little kids.
BradyS96 (11:20:37 PM): The children liked to pet and talk to this, unique giraffe penis that is how he got in trouble with the
KiBe 06 (11:21:20 PM): zoo, because he was caught hiding in the giraffe cage, telling little boys and girl his penis was really a talking giraffe and that they should pet it and
BradyS96 (11:22:22 PM): kiss it, so the children did as they were told and they gave mr jackson's thingy a nice long wet kiss, which eventually squirted out
KiBe 06 (11:22:41 PM): blood, because one of the kids bit it.
BradyS96 (11:22:46 PM): lol
KiBe 06 (11:23:04 PM): (This has to be kept PG for the little ones like Mary!)
dewey8806 (11:23:09 PM): LOL
KiBe 06 (11:23:19 PM): ANyway, back to the story.
KiBe 06 (11:23:22 PM): Brady, your turn
BradyS96 (11:23:30 PM): The child evidentally thought the giraffe was trying to eat his KiBe 06 (11:23:38 PM): peanuts, so he
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BradyS96 (11:23:53 PM): started to naw on the penis
KiBe 06 (11:24:10 PM): which, stragely made the giraffe
BradyS96 (11:24:54 PM): 's neck grow, the child was confused... he thought the giraffes necks only grew when they were happy
KiBe 06 (11:25:15 PM): so he asked the giraffe why his neck was growing and the giraffe replied
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BradyS96 (11:25:49 PM): by squirting out a strange orange fluid called
KiBe 06 (11:26:02 PM): orange juice.
BradyS96 (11:26:34 PM): the next day, michael was told that he was banned from the zoo for
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KiBe 06 (11:26:51 PM): kidnapping the real giraffe and hiding him in
HeckerthePecker (11:26:53 PM): yo yo yo!
KiBe 06 (11:27:00 PM): You ruined the story.
dewey8806 (11:27:02 PM): SHH!
KiBe 06 (11:27:03 PM): YOU WHORE.
HeckerthePecker (11:27:08 PM): o sorry
KiBe 06 (11:27:10 PM): anyyway Brady, continue
BradyS96 (11:27:35 PM): the elephants vagina
HeckerthePecker (11:27:41 PM): thats mine!
BradyS96 (11:28:01 PM): no...we're not hiding dylan in it...we're hiding a real giraffe in it
KiBe 06 (11:28:14 PM): but Michaeal said that the giraffe liked it in there and the officer said
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BradyS96 (11:28:32 PM): I like it in there too
KiBe 06 (11:28:52 PM): so the officer invited Michael over to the zoo after it closed and
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BradyS96 (11:29:07 PM): shoved him in the elephants
KiBe 06 (11:29:25 PM): VAGINA
KiBe 06 (11:29:33 PM): But then they found out that the elephant
HeckerthePecker (11:29:47 PM): i want to play
BradyS96 (11:29:53 PM): was pregnant
BradyS96 (11:30:01 PM): no slut bag
BradyS96 (11:30:04 PM): this is story time
KiBe 06 (11:30:05 PM): with Michael's babies so
BradyS96 (11:30:31 PM): they threw michael in jail for impregnating a male elephant
KiBe 06 (11:30:53 PM): and Micheal asked if he could invite some "friends" to live in prison with him
BradyS96 (11:31:46 PM): these friends just happen to be the child that bit his giraffe shaped penis and made it bleed and the childs friends
KiBe 06 (11:32:07 PM): and the jail guards said "Of course!" and
HeckerthePecker (11:32:45 PM): this is a scary storie
KiBe 06 (11:33:01 PM): Julie likes it.
HeckerthePecker (11:33:08 PM): i like it
HeckerthePecker (11:33:12 PM): itsd just scary
KiBe 06 (11:33:22 PM): lol, good.
BradyS96 (11:33:23 PM): the next day the children were in the cell with michael, michael had the children strip down and get naked, he told them that this was a good healthy exercise that will increase the size of their
KiBe 06 (11:33:44 PM): brains, so the children did as they were told and Michael
dewey8806 (11:33:50 PM): oh my... kelly why don't YOU save this?
BradyS96 (11:34:11 PM): accidentally on purpose touched the children on their
KiBe 06 (11:34:28 PM): belly buttons, and the children in return touched Michael's
BradyS96 (11:35:27 PM): forhead because michael had bent down and started suckin on the childrens
KiBe 06 (11:36:04 PM): toes. A few minutes later the boy yelld "Michael, why are you licking my
BradyS96 (11:36:15 PM): lol
BradyS96 (11:36:29 PM): butt crack
KiBe 06 (11:36:35 PM): HAHAHA
HeckerthePecker (11:36:39 PM): lol
KiBe 06 (11:36:55 PM): The boy liked it though, so he started touching Michael's
BradyS96 (11:37:26 PM): kitten
HeckerthePecker (11:37:37 PM): his pussy?
marycluvsbball (11:37:46 PM): lol
KiBe 06 (11:37:46 PM): The boy ate the kitty because it tasted like
HeckerthePecker (11:38:01 PM): ate his pussy?
BradyS96 (11:38:24 PM): fish, the next day michael was released from prison and was sent to a retirement home for children where michael
KiBe 06 (11:38:37 PM): learned how to knit
BradyS96 (11:39:27 PM): every day he started and finished knitting a man thong out of yarn for every boythere
KiBe 06 (11:39:41 PM): and the boys were happy
BradyS96 (11:40:31 PM): they all pranced around like little girls and sang some gay pride song
KiBe 06 (11:41:21 PM): Then they grew up, realized that Michael Jackson was really black, so they hated him eternally so they ganged up on Michael and
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BradyS96 (11:42:04 PM): sucked his
BradyS96 (11:42:04 PM): grapes
KiBe 06 (11:42:18 PM): and they shriviled up and
BradyS96 (11:42:42 PM): michael died
KiBe 06 (11:42:48 PM): The end!
marycluvsbball (11:42:52 PM): lol
KiBe 06 (11:43:00 PM): How did you all like it?
HeckerthePecker (11:43:07 PM): wooo!!!!
BradyS96 (11:43:07 PM): THE END
BradyS96 (11:43:08 PM): my computer sucks
marycluvsbball (11:43:10 PM): I liked it@
KiBe 06 (11:43:17 PM): Brady and I should write a book!
HeckerthePecker (11:43:18 PM): me tooo
dewey8806 (11:43:20 PM): ooh my... i loved it!
