Round 1
So it has finally happened.
What has happened, you ask?
Did the Earth spin out of cosmic alignment?
No, not that I know of.
Did Ozzy Osbourne and George Bush fight it out for the title of "hardest former junkie to understand"?
No, but that'd be a great thing to see.
Did a man drink not one but two glasses of human urine and live to tell the tale?
Yea, but that's old news.
What I'm talking about is the fact that I've actually started this online journal. (note: I say online journal because I refuse to use the word blog. God I hate that word. Why can't it just die, or at least get really really sick.) It's been a long time coming, but here it is. Everyone now has a chance to subject themselves to my assorted ramblings and bitchings.
Why now? After so long? Well I could say that it was a long, drawn out decision I finally made. I could say that my personal and financial advisors told me that now would be the time to start an online journal. I could say that this all stems from a need to create and to express myself...
But it's more like it's one in the morning, no one is online, and I'm bored off my ass.
That being said, I'm going to get back on my ass now... here we go... no wait, that's backwards.. dammit, which end of this thing is the front... ah, i see, i'll just... no, that's backwards again... there, got it. I feel better now. I'm gonna end this post now, cause I don't want it to get any weirder than it already is. So until next time...
Wait until next time.
Neil
