Wow, sure didn't take long for me to get bored of this thing. Perhaps it should have more bells and whistles. And nudity.
Hardcore nudity.
Hardcore nudity makes everything more fun, even preschool.
Especially preschool.
Anyway, my books finally came in. Three Kingdoms, a classic Chinese novel in 4 volumes. So far, it's pretty good. Kind of hard to follow with the names though. Everyone has 3 names: surname, given name, and style. Most characters are only referred to by their sur and given names, though. The problem is, there's like 10-15 words (Li, Zhang, He, Lu, Shao, etc.) and they just keep getting switched around to make new names. Stupid uncreative Chinese! God I hate other cultures!!! Everyone should be just like me, then things would be much better.
Spoken like a true American.
Did I mention I'm only wearing a towel right now? We're one knot slip away from that hardcore nudity I mentioned earlier. He He, alright.
Neil