Though I do encourage people to read, the books on the following list should probably be skipped over. By everyone.

• 101 Ways to Piss Off the Mob
• Making it Look Like SIDS
• The Great Big Picture Book of Really Ugly People
• Cats: a Cookbook
• Chicken Soup for the Nazi Soul
• There's Treasure in Your Neighbor's Yard
• The N.A.M.B.L.A. Guide to Babysitting