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Money's short
Times are hard
here's your fucking
Christmas card
------
Twas the night before Xmas
And all through the house
Everyone felt shitty
Even the mouse
------
Mom was at the whorehouse
And Dads smoking grass
I'd just settled down
for a nice piece of ass
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When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter
I rose from my place
To see what wa the matter
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There out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in an instant
It must be St Nick
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He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell
I knew in a flash
The fucker had fell
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He filled all our stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick
For my brother the queer
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He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart
The son of a bitch blew
The chimney apart
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He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight
Piss on you all and have
A hell of a night!
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