Okay, I Googled Orlando Bloom again, (I looked him up on the Google image search, okay? Not that.) and I found some photos I just HAD to make up quotes for. Yesh. w00t!
Okay, I hate it when the freakin pix won't show. Goshdarnit! (hehehe) I typed in "Blom" on the image search, and I got a bunch of really geeky looking people. That was weird.
"fun fact: has the Elvish symbol for 'nine' tattooed upon his person" I found this on some site for Obscure British Actors. I bet he's got it on his butt.
Alright, that's quite a bit of hotness going on. As Holly says, "Woof!"
Ewww, Gandalf's ugly. Not to mention gay. I saw this article that said Ian McKellan said he attended the British Independent Films Awards in hopes of getting a smooch from Bloom. I don't blame him, but EWWWWWW!!! Thank goodness Orlando was really mad about that.
OMG! This site called Ashton Kutcher a "himbo". AHAHAHAHAHAH!! That is really hilarious.
Guess what my new computer wallpaper is?
OH MY GOSH!! THERE'S A CALENDAR OF HIM!!! SQUEEEE!!!!
*voice of awe* Oooooohhhh.
I, like, so freaking want all of these posters!!!
Dude. Pointy ears are hot.
Random story: Okay, so yesterday, I was in Waldenbooks, and there weren't any good books to buy, so I just casually wandered over to the Lord of the Rings shelf, and I pretended to look at the books, when I was actually whiling away the time staring at teh picture of Legolas on the cover of The Two Towers. I had already bought it months back, but it helped to pass the time.
Updated: Wednesday, 7 January 2004 9:28 PM EST
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"Umm, yeah, I'm eating nachos. Listen, could you go away?" (Don't ask me what the haik that German is on there. I don't know.)
Does anyone remember this one from another email I did like this? I put "Alright! You kicked!"
"Okay, I really don't know why they posed me wiht a tire. Am I somehow hotter with a tire in my hand?"
Now that is just the sweetest thing ever. Hot guy helping cute little girl, showing his sweet side exists. 1-2-3, Awwwwwww!!
Upon seeing this photo, Orlando exclaims, "I thought I told them not to get a shot of me biting my nails!!!"
Sean, I think he's mocking you. (That's Sean Astin.)
He looks like a high school student there. If he was at VHS (and in about the same social standing), I couldn't restrain myself from poking him. Seriously.
I found this one on some German site. Now he looks so much like Chad Lindsey, it's freaky. Oh, BTW, man bags are officially "in". Chad Lindsey had one.
I don't know what it is, but that camo on him is just... ooh.
Wow, am I glad Liv Tyler's hair looks like that. Otherwise, I might just think Orlando liked what he saw.
OMG. *weak in the knees* Now that is my favorite picture of him. ~*sigh*~ It portrays some kind of longing, puppydog and deeper.
Orlando in full desert camoflauge... if only we could bottle that kind of hotness.
