Ways To Know You're Bored at Work:

Here are some pretty sure signs that work is a boring place for you.

Top Signs You're Bored at Work:

• You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2002 three times.
• You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.
• You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.
• You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before you blow up.
• You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven dwarfs.
• You have perfected the art of spit balls.
• No longer content with merely photocopying your butt, you now scan and enhance it with Photoshop.
• The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.