Heres this joke that i picked up a little while ago. Its been heralded as the greatest joke ever.My friend Mark may claim to have made this joke up, but it was not him, nor was it I. The origin of the joke is actually unknown-at least to me.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~THE SNAIL JOKE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Theres this guy that goes to his front door to pick up his newspaper. He opens the door, bends down to pick it up, and notices that there is a small snail sitting next to the newspaper, just as peaceful as can be. The guy, suddenly overcome with a mean streak, picks up the snail, and hurls him into the street.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2 Years Later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Theres a knock at that same guys door. He goes to the door, opens it, looks around. No one is there, he closes the door. Seconds later, theres another knock. He opens the door, looks down and theres the snail. Te snail looks up at him, and says "Hey! What the hell was that all about?"
Mark didnt make this joke Nor didI
However, Mark took the time to illustrate and animate this great joke. To view his artwork, click on the provided link.