the lets get naked and sneak into other people's bed when they're not around page

quality* we all want to see quality. quality like never before. quality like this website. here is where you will find it this so called quality

clive and scotts webpage: after erasing the first one on accident, i helped him make this one. he's french.
muff's webpage...don in a towel, coming soon!
my webpage. click here to come back here and make my visitor counter go up

'why a webpage' you may ask?...well, the answer is simple: chicks dig guys with webpages...right? oh.. shit. this wont be the first time i ben wrong. ok, uhh, here's the game: wait till someone leaves their room. take off your clothes and get in their bed. the fun starts when they find out
UPDATES: yes, but i'm hungry and i need to eat. hmm, looks like i've got 100 visits; and it didn't take two full years this time; ha, id like to meet the people who look at this crap
10/27/01 new thing-->check out the new picture of amit on the top. one word: 'holy mackerel!' (found it on yahoopersonals...man seeking man section...don't ask me why i was there)
me and don snuck into priyal's bed. shhh, don't tell her, she still doesn't know.
one word - blackmail. oh yeah, gideon let me use his scanner...thank you gideon. (an you may want to change the sheets)
amit "foxy-lady" d. before and after being sent to bootcamp as an unruly dressed too sexy 13 yearold on sally jessie raphael show..who wants to be a millionare now?
the loveshack formerly known as teh asian squat-hole #3. lair of amit...on the next episode: 'death by dirty jockstrap' or 'schlong wusses out'?...i won't go there
crap, now for the squat-hole remark i'm gonna have all the short little korean dudes wanting to all kick my ass..again...well, i'm ready for you this time, BITCH! you're not so tough when you don't have 50 of your short little korean friends there to back you up, are ya?!??!? ..sorry don't mean to sound racist or anything, but its a personal thing..glen'l vouch fer tat
me wiping my naked butt on amits chair.. in the exact words of mary t, "i cant believe you have your naked ass on here", mary is sorry if the word 'ass' offends you.
ah yes, here we are again...same place, same time...always end up in the same place
my girlfriend, lead photographer, head pervert, chief slave driver, ryan.
ps: a.k.a. "please don't kick me there, sweetie" (yep, that pretty much says it all) (..kick me *there*...you figure it out yourself..i think its pretty obvious, but, well, i don't know you)
NOTICE: missing a dirty pair of panties? well you're in luck because while patrolling the laundry room, good-natured amit found a dirty pair of panties, complete with dingleberries. they are grey with columns of little white flowers, medium. after the daring rescue...i, umm, caught him sniffing them in his room when he thought nobody was home. details, phone numbers, and information leading to the return of the goods to come shortly. (but i don't think you want them back now)
i've just decided to dedicate this site to clive, this guy i know who gets bone drunk and wakes up next to very big naked anonymous women in france (this means hair in armpits) coincidence?i think not... ..and he doesn't even know them! sily frenchman--froggy--buttrash, whatever they like to be called
and you think amerika was jacked up--ask me now why i don't drink
DISCLAIMER: the ideas expressed on this page in no way represent the view of the author of this webpage--me...therefore you may not refer to me as 'pervert' 'pedafile', 'homo', 'loser', or 'asshole'...well, asshole is fine.
disclaimer #2: its a joke. if you can't take it, bend over cuz glenn's gonna ride you like a presidentsday donkey (and he can if he wanted too, foxy lady)
oh, adn despite your impression from this page, i swear i can really spell adn speak good english...i just think its funnier when i'm some retard japanese guy (HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH, i'm not japanese......get it? huhhhh this is pathetic)
i really really hope there's no girls looking at this

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