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My crazed floormates...
Dorm Living has:
- dramatically changed my perception of hygiene.
The CEO of Colgate-Palmolive recently lectured to my Business Profiles Class. He said that the amount of consumption of hygenic nondurables increases with income. If this is true, my floormates and I are living a third-world lifestyle.
- increased my appreciation of tropical animals.
I never imagined that college was all about watching white-tailed lemurs on the animal channel at 3:30 am with a group of boozed up buddies, but that's really what happens.
- expanded my vocabulary of terms related to vomit.
College students have as many terms for puking as do the eskimos for snow-- booting, praying to the porcelein gods, hurling, and yakking are just a few.
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