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PRE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to herein as the Agreement") is entered into as of the _____ day of __________, 2002.

1. No sleeping over
2. No meeting in public
3. No calls on my pager or cell phone before 2 am
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit
5. No emotional discussions..(ex. Where are we heading with this? You know DAMN WELL where it's heading!!)
6. No plans made in advance.. that's why you're called the backup!
7. No non-sexual gifts (altoids not included)
8. No baby talk (however, dirty talk is encouraged)
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers (in fact, no conversations are a plus)
10. Lots of kissing (must be extemely passionate)
11. No calling each other "friends with benefits" (we are not friends and we never will be)
12. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK. (Phrases such as "HONESTLY I WAS THINKING ABOUT "Halle Berry/Tyson Beckford", are completely acceptable)
13. No extra clothing (I don't want your ass leaving anything behind that my real lady might find!)
14. No guilt about falling asleep right after sex
15. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it (I don't care)..and don't ask me!! I'll get mine you worry about yours.
16. I will not walk you to the door/car for any reason.
17. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be, "My roommate's girlfriend"
18. Doggie style preferred (rare exceptions when I am tired, I will ask you to ride me)
19. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better.
20. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes
EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS The aforementioned rules may not be altered or amended for any reason whatsoever. If any party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, this will automatically become null and void and the parties hereto will have no further rights or obligations with arising out of the subject matter hereof.

Signed: _____________.
Date: ____________

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